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“Look Who’s Come Crawling Back” Andy Farrell Tells Fair Weather Irish Fans
IRELAND COACH Andy Farrell has confirmed that they are no hard feelings between his team and fair weather supporters who ... -
“Oh Wait, I’m Minister For Education!” Confirms Minister For Education Shortly After Halting SNA Cuts
PLANNED CUTS to SNAs in mainstream class rooms across the country has been halted less than 24 hours after the ... -
“Two Starters, Mains, Desserts & A Bottle Of Wine, Guess How Much?” Says Dad After ...
A LOCAL WATERFORD father has expressed an irrepressible desire to share news of the price ‘including VAT, tip, the works!’ ... -
“Fuck Terrorism” Confirms Everyone
AS THE DEPRESSINGLY familiar scenes from the latest attack on innocent civilians etched itself into the minds of people, joining ... -
“All Somalians Are No Good Pirates” Says Man Raiding & Stealing Venezuelan Oil Tanker
A MAN issuing blanket statements about how all Somalian immigrants to America are crime committing pirates engaged yesterday in an ... -
“See, Not Much Fun Having Fuck All Transport, Is It?” Rural Ireland Tells Green Line ...
“OH YOU THOUGHT we were being moany for the sake of it? Enjoy your 50 minute walk in the rain, ... -
“The Video Got Some Views In Fairness”: Minister For Housing Celebrates Finally Hitting A Target
THE SOUND OF champagne corks could be heard coming from the office of the Minister for Housing James Browne early ... -
“C’mon, A Bit Of Fresh Air Will Do You Good” Wife Says To Distraught Liverpool ...
LOCAL MAN and distraught Liverpool fan Shay O’Brien remained plunged into a permanent state of distress following Mo Salah’s public ... -
“Now Is Not The Time To Bring Up Our Decades Long Record On Failing To ...
THE GOVERNMENT has asked that recent events not be exploited by opportunists as a way to make factually accurate statements ... -
“You’ll Get Nothing & You’ll Like It” Government Confirms Ahead Of Budget 2026
“THERE’S NO NEED to bribe you with giveaways there’s no general election coming up” The government has been clear ahead ...
