Ryanair Demand 10% Cut From Anyone Flying In To Claim Dole In Ireland

A NEW POP up now appears on the Ryanair App as part of the flight booking experience, requiring those who fly into Ireland from abroad to claim the dole to enter into a revenue sharing deal with the carrier, WWN can confirm.

While customers are used to being fleeced for window seats, basic baggage and being left twenty-five kilometres from the nearest city, the new charge labeled ‘Welfare Wealth Tax’ is a first for an international airline.

“This is a fucking disgrace, that’s my dole. I was the one who forged’s my dead uncle’s passport and flew in, week-in, week-out. That’s my hard-earned dole, they shouldn’t be allowed a piece of it,” confirmed one dole defrauder John O’Brien.

Others were more accepting of the extra flight add-on charge but felt that another tradition of Irish life was slowly fading away.

“Ryanair asking for a slice, seems responsible. Everyone gets a piece. Me and my cousin used to do this back in the day but to read about it in the news today and see that it was a foreigner trying it on, it’s sad, Irish dole fraud for the Irish frauds only,” confirmed Cian Not Giving My Second Name, who used to get a private plane from New York in the early 90s to claim his dole.

Defending the move in a statement, Ryanair said “we’d do your granny’s coffin for excess baggage, so fuck you”.