Car Bomb Attack So Pathetic & Cringe Inducing Even ‘New IRA’ Refusing To Claim Responsibility

EXPERTS estimate that the contest to decide what the cringiest thing in 2026 could have a winner in the form of a pathetic car bomb attack outside a Belfast police station, WWN can report.

The attack was so cringe inducing in nature even the New IRA seem reluctant to record a video in their mam’s spare room claiming responsibility.

“There’s ‘single man in his 40s uploading TikToks of him dancing to Charli XcX’ cringe and then there’s this whole other echelon of high-level cringe, and this car bomb is banging its head on the ceiling of that,” confirmed one expert in catch yourself on.

Using emerging technology experts have been able to measure the rate of cringe and confirmed the car bomb is infinitely more cringe than 10,000 mother-in-laws turning up to a wedding wearing white.

“It’s one thing to do something this pathetic but then to not even own it, I’ve ran ahead to hospital to say I might die of second embarrassment,” confirmed one local.

In an interesting development, scientists have confirmed that bombs are incapable of making it the 1980s again so the New IRA should consider other avenues when pursuing time travel.

UPDATE: This bomb incident it just the latest news to be labeled a ‘false flag’ by many online, along with Spurs trying to relegate themselves, the new Cadbury Biscoff bar and the McDonalds ice cream machine successfully working. Elsewhere, the flying of a Palestinian flag in a Loyalist area has been designated a ‘false fleg’ operation.