WITH FIANNA FÁIL returning to power now has never been a better time to reacquaint yourself with what the party is most famous for; participating in and abetting rampant corruption. Because ‘times have changed’ and ‘the old guard is gone’, WWN’s lawyers have suggested we say something like “we’re in no way suggesting that such… Read more »
IN A SAD case of the media once again tarnishing the spotless reputation of a standup citizen, member of notorious drug cartel Daniel Kinahan has been unfairly and irresponsibly labeled as a ‘boxing promoter’ in the wake of Tyson Fury and Anthony Joshua securing a fight deal. “No need to drag his name through the… Read more »
AFTER months of deliberation, concrete plans for the re-opening of pubs in Ireland are finally in motion, with the nation’s bars set to re-open on the 29th of June. Although the initial re-opening phases didn’t have pubs or restaurants on the agenda for months, this has all been brought forward to retain the vital economic… Read more »
THE UNPRECEDENTED reality of the old rival civil war parties of Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil coming together in coalition with the Green Party has led to a sceptical Irish public giving it a week before it all kicks off and resembles a 4am fight in the queue for a kebab in Temple Bar. Relationship… Read more »
THE central government of the People’s Republic of China has announced a series of radical new plans to tackle the recurrent outbreaks of the Coronavirus, including euthanizing its population, incinerating them, sterilizing the entire country and starting all over again. The State Council has ordered the annihilation of almost 1.3 billion people over the next… Read more »
WITH Ireland’s GDP projected to drop by as much as 17% this year, avid austerity watchers spotted the first mention of ‘higher taxes’ out in the wild by the ESRI. “We’re not nerds, it’s just a hobby like playing chess, cycling or bird watching,” explained Brian Tully, head of Austerity Watchers Ireland. “Yeah, austerity and… Read more »
THE government have finally settled on a position when it comes to the mandatory use of face-masks in public as a measure against Covid-19, as long as the public can ensure the masks they wear aren’t super-depressing or homemade or anything like that. Out go regular pale-blue medical grade PPE masks, and in are masks… Read more »
DESIGN, features, specs, pricing and exciting landmark games, WWN Gaming has all the info you need on the latest and what Sony is hoping is the greatest console out there. Getting to the design of the PS5 – the new white console signifies Sony’s stance in the current race wars. The shapely cover is also… Read more »
A JOYCEAN welcome to you all, on this fine June 16th! Although 2020 presents us with a very different climate in which to celebrate Joyce’s masterpiece Ulysses, every county around Ireland has adhered to at least some traditions that Leopold Bloom himself would be proud of! Here’s how this literary masterwork is manifesting itself in… Read more »
