Category: BREAKING NEWS


Bercow Signs Lucrative Sponsorship Deal With Lockets

EVERYONE’S favourite speaker of the House Of Commons John Bercow needn’t worry about being stuck for a few quid after stepping down from his position after the canny orator has lined up a plum role as the spokesperson for Lockets, the popular throat lozenges. Bercow was seen as a ‘perfect fit’ for the brand, with… Read more »

Lucky Bastards Can’t Have Kids

A COUNTY Clare couple who were told they could never have kids together by a specialist were branded ‘lucky bastards’ by family and friends, despite desperately trying to conceive for the past 6 years. “I know they’re probably feeling a little deflated now, but when they realise the advantages of not having children then I’m sure they’ll snap… Read more »