Category: BREAKING NEWS


Black Friday Just Greedy American Nonsense But At Same Time, That’s Not A Bad Price For A Telly

THE entire nation has come together to denounce ‘Black Friday’ for being a capitalistic cash-grab that uses sly marketing techniques to separate working people from their hard-earned money, but with that being said you can’t really argue with some of these prices out here. “Black Friday is traditionally the day after Thanksgiving in America, but… Read more »

“Fine, We’ll Go Full Begbie” Vows Scotland

THROWING a series of pint glasses over their shoulder and preparing for a fight, pro-independence Scots have been taking the news that the UK supreme court has denied a second referendum well. “That referendum got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it,” Scotland said, staring menacingly in the… Read more »

WWN’S World Cup Recap

ANOTHER DAY, another historic upset as Japan beat Germany 2-1. It was clear Japan saw Saudi Arabia beat Argentina and said ‘hold my sake’. With 78% possession in the first half, Germany hadn’t subjected anyone to this much pressure since Angela Merkel strong-armed Ireland into bailing out the banks. The 30th minute saw Germany break… Read more »

Ronaldo Makes Formal Bid For Man United

REPRESENTATIVES of free agent Cristiano Ronaldo have sensationally tabled a bid for Manchester United hours after he formally left the club. Leaving by mutual consent, a first for Ronaldo, the Portuguese man wasted no time in reacting to rumours Man United’s current owners, the Glazer family, could be looking to sell by launching his own… Read more »