WWN can confirm that famed spiritual medium Derek Acorah has no upcoming TV projects in the works, with many believing that the Most Haunted star may have lost his spirit-contacting mojo in recent years. “Granted, Derek died in 2020, but that shouldn’t stop him really” said one insider we spoke to, looking at an Acorah-less… Read more »
IT’S THE biggest TV show on the planet at the minute and WWN simply wouldn’t be doing its job as a clickbait news outlet if it didn’t try to monetise Squid Game. We’re pretty confident we’re the only content generating entity asking what would it be like if it played out in Ireland? How original!… Read more »
MICA-struck homeowners in the north west have been told that there’s a certain amount of ‘Donegal Dosh’ in the kitty for either the rebuilding of their homes or the construction of a new rail corridor, whichever they prefer. “It’s either, not both” declared a spokesperson for the Department of Housing, flanked by a nodding mouthpiece… Read more »
RADIO stations the world over have vowed today to continually repeat Adeles new single over and over again until ‘you puke your fucking ring up’, WWN reports. Parking Ed Sheeran’s played-to-death track Bad Habits for a bit, chirpy self-obsessed radio DJs are expected to now bombard listeners with Easy On Me, the British singer’s first… Read more »
THE SCENE stealer chewing the scenery, there can be no doubt that RTÉ’s crime drama ‘Kin’ has an undeniable breakout star who is set for big things, but many viewers will be shocked to learn that this is the Aviva Stadium’s very first acting role. “No, not even the Gaiety School of acting or Bow… Read more »
IT’S been a bad week for the Durst family following not only New York real estate heir Robert Durst’s guilty verdict for the murder of his best friend, but also the incarceration of his far-removed cousin Fred for crimes against music. “I did it all for the nookie!” screamed the 51-year-old Limp Bizkit frontman as… Read more »
RICH WHITE people everywhere who presumed their wealth would insulate them from punishment for crimes ranging from fraud, assault, murder and minor war crimes are said to be in a state of panic following the handing down of a life sentence to Robert Durst, the subject of HBO documentary ‘The Jinx’. “This isn’t the America… Read more »
SERIOUS CONCERN has been expressed for the health of former US president Bill Clinton during a hospital stay as staff report he is too weak to carry out the sort of sexual harrasment that would minimised and referred to by ‘just Bill being Bill’ by Democrats. “We staffed the ward he is on with all… Read more »
ART fans eager to make an investment that will yield year-on-year growth have caused ructions in a London auction house today, as a wall pissed on by the mysterious ‘Banksy’ went under the hammer. Phone lines crashed and online bidding was suspended as the 6ft by 6ft section of wall, removed from the outside of… Read more »
