NOW that it has been scientifically proven once more by Republican politicians that new laws pertaining to gun control would have zero bearing on guns being used to kill innocent people, it is back to the drawing board to brainstorm measures that can bring an end to the uniquely American phenomenon of frequent and regular… Read more »
RYANAIR have faced criticism for a controversial new policy that harkens back to the dark days of South African apartheid, which not even the most hardened of Ryanair critics could have possibly seen coming in 2022. “It’s you know, like, I mean, it’s just, well, eh, wow. Holy shit. Holy shit,” said one airline regulator… Read more »
SOCIAL media users have overestimated how many 17-year-old students are on Facebook this morning, such as Waterford woman Catherine Marron who took to her page today to wish everyone all the best in their Leaving Cert. “Good luck to everyone doing there [sic] Leaving Cert today x x x!” posted Marron today, despite having no… Read more »
CONTINUING its enduring acts of solidarity with the Ukrainian people, Ireland has kindly agreed to ‘let’ Ukraine beat them in tonight’s Nation’s League game in Dublin. “You might think that having lost to Armenia, the 92nd ranked team in the world, that we’d have no say in whether Euro 2020 quarter finalists Ukraine beat us… Read more »
THE coalition government has apologised for an ‘error in judgement’ in the procurement process relating the long delayed Metrolink project following revelations first reported by Waterford Whispers News. David Fennelly, chief ice cream machine maintenance engineer at fast food giant McDonalds had been awarded the lucrative contract to build and maintain the Metrolink but has… Read more »
AFTER British PM Boris Johnson’s narrow victory during this week’s vote of confidence in parliament, the world has asked: is there anything that can stop Johnson, and if so, what? Among the people polled, it was found that: – 87% of people believe Johnson has now reached ‘Bertie Ahearn levels of untouchability’ and that from… Read more »
FANS hoping for an Oasis reunion received both good and bad news today, with the announcement that it’s maybe happening, but you’re definitely not going to like it. “Both Noel and Liam have entered into what we call the death spiral of musicianship,” said a source close to the pair of warring Gallagher brothers, who… Read more »
AS RUMOURS swirl about Pope Francis’ imminent resignation from his position as God’s PA, WWN casts our eyes over his possible successor. So readers are aware we have not considered any women as we feel presenting the church as open and equal enough of an organisation to see women as equal to men would have… Read more »
FRESH fears have been raised over the viability of gardaí using facial recognition technology as international experts warn Irish people are uniquely ugly to such a high degree that the tech simply won’t work. “We’re not being mean we’re coming at this with a cold logic and a scientific point of view – Irish people… Read more »
