UNLESS you’ve been hiding under a rock the last three weeks or you’ve just woken up from a coma, by now you’ve already heard about the secret Kin episode on the RTÉ player that everyone is raving about. Without spoiling it, WWN has put together this handy guide for all three player apps which will… Read more »
AS Covid cases once again soar in our nation, our lack of ICU beds is once again highlighted. Despite tackling the pandemic for almost two years, we still find ourselves with a lack of facilities to treat those who get hit the hardest by the virus. More ICU beds = more capacity to treat people… Read more »
A MOVE which may not comply with parliamentary procedures but is being urged to be allowed by vast swathes of voters, for competing and contradictory reasons, the nation has put forward a motion of no competence in Irish politicians. From TDs, Senators, Councillors and party members lingering in the background like a bad fart, the… Read more »
WHILE Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael continue to lose ground to the surging popularity of Sinn Féin according to recent polls, the latest figures show voters for the Mé Féin party remain committed to looking out for themselves. Mé Féin a new party that is continuing to flourish, doesn’t seem to be under any pressure… Read more »
WHEN US doctors told parents Stanley and Charlotte Johnson that their son Boris has a rare genetic birth defect which left his anus where his mouth is and his mouth where his anus should be, they were devastated, but like most resilient human beings, they just got on with it and tried to make the… Read more »
A COUNTY Waterford man has kindly offered to help the national Garda forensic lab a ‘dig out’ after hearing news it was struggling to keep up with the amount of drug seizures it had to test due to staffing levels and have to now “prioritise” which seizures they test. Dicey Rogers, (28), stated he and… Read more »
THE government has issued a stark warning to every Peter, Pete, Petey and Pete-Joe in the country, stating that they may be incinerated in specially constructed Pete-burning facilities if the looming energy crisis is as bad as predicted. Ireland is currently phasing out the last of the nation’s peat-burning power plants as part of their… Read more »
“THE doctor said I’ve the heart of a 30-year-old,” boasted 32-year-old David Dunne to his wife Jan, with all the air of someone in their late 80s and dying of a terminal disease, “cholesterol a little over but he said it was grand and to just pare back on the butter and salt”. Dreading his… Read more »
PUTTING ON a brave face, local man Andrew Tappin heralded an exciting new chapter and ‘exciting things in the pipeline’, leading everyone on LinkedIn to correctly surmise that he’s been fired by his now former place of employment. “Knowing when to move on has always been something I’ve made sure to do,” Tappin continued, in… Read more »
