FULLY EMBRACING the concept of Dry January one local man has funneled some quick-dry cement up his nostrils in a bid to curb his use of cocaine over the coming weeks. Expanding on what some consider ‘drastic action’, local man John Shothall explained that he had found Dry January quite easy to complete in previous… Read more »
THE Republic Of Ireland is to be officially renamed as a vessel in the United States Navy, after spending years as a stop-over for US Aircraft on their way to bomb the crap out of whatever Middle Eastern country they were pissed off with at the time. Despite Ireland being a completely neutral nation, the… Read more »
GIVING the start of 2020 real ‘Daenerys flying over King’s Landing with her dragon doing karaoke to Great Balls of Fire’ vibes, US President Trump has affirmed he would not be above committing war crimes, such was his desire to distract from his ‘crime’ crimes back home on US soil. In the wake of ordering… Read more »
TV ARCHITECT Dermot Bannon opened up about the latest installment of Room To Improve and how using a tired ‘home revamp’ format never grows old. “Draw up plans, debate plans, make a ridiculous suggestion about a wall or window, insist on said suggestion to create tension, put silly music behind it like it’s gas craic… Read more »
A GROUNDBREAKING new report is set to blow the world of online commentary wide open after it has revealed that it’s possible to be concerned about the plight of people in Direct Provision centres and homeless people at the same time. Previous articles about asylum seekers living in desperate conditions in DP centers around the… Read more »
AFTER CONSISTENT CALLS from animal rights group the specialist skincare range of products under the banner of Dove will cease to mulch dove birds into a white paste for use in all their production. The angelic birds are renowned for their gleaming white feathers, which have skin restorative powers, initially making their bones and flesh… Read more »
WALL TO WALL sporting greatness typified the 2010s as the likes of Williams, Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, Taylor, Biles, Ronaldo, Messi, Lebron, McIlroy, Bolt and Hamilton among others made history and inspired awe in everyone who bore witness to their immense feats. It almost seems unfair to whittle down these greats and pour over individual moments… Read more »
WHILE the 2010s didn’t have the high profile wars of previous decades that we took for granted (sorry Iraq) there was plenty for Western arms manufacturers to get excited about. WWN War trawled through the decades to determine what were to put it simply, the best wars on offer. 5) The War On The Poor… Read more »
WE’VE had our film and music lists of the decade and now is the turn of TV, a medium which has transformed in the last decade to arguable usurp film, theatre, art and music as the dominant and most influential cultural forms of the 2010s. In a change from the conventional, stuffy and needless esoteric… Read more »
EARTH’S leading lights were kind enough to share their New Year’s resolutions with WWN and we’re delighted to be able to share them with you, the filthy members of the public who aren’t good enough to be used as toilet paper by any of them: “Win that fucking Oscar for a start. Then my toughest… Read more »
