PLACING a damp cloth across his forehead and easing himself back down onto a nearby sofa, Waterford father Noel Garren (52) is yet to emerge from a dizzy spell brought about by watching the video for Cardi B’s new bop WAP aka ‘Wet Ass Pussy’. “No girls I’m alright, just a little unsteady on my… Read more »
AS THE debate surrounding Covid-19 clusters in meat factories continues, instead of falling into the contemptible media practice of vilifying owners and tarnishing their good names, WWN decided to speak directly to one owner of a meat processing facility, Gary Foodman. And as is evidenced from the Q&A below, Foodman, cigar in mouth and tightly… Read more »
WEARING a grin wider than the Atlantic ocean, one self-anointed ‘takes no shit straight-talker’ is celebrating having called out Covid-19 overreaction from the very start as the ‘just the flu’ reached a measly 20 million cases and 730,000 deaths worldwide. “I don’t take pleasure in being right, but I think you’ll find a lot of… Read more »
“I CAN say culchie because I am a culchie. I can call my friends culchies, because they are culchies. I can do all this because I’ve lived that life. We all have. We’ve taken something that was designed to hurt and demean us, and we’ve taken it back. But what we won’t stand for, is… Read more »
THE GOVERNMENT is fully prepared for the Irish public to raise its collective eyebrows and label the coalition ‘mad as a boat made of sharks’ before fainting from pure shock, but the coalition has a crazy, brand new off-the-wall idea that it’s just thought of now. “Okay, okay, okay, promise to have an open mind… Read more »
ONE LA-based surgeon is glad to play a personal hand in aiding the recovery of entertainment industry titan Simon Cowell, who has been the subject of well wishes from around the world. While the world’s leading back surgeon never thought this day would come, Dr Clark Layton had played this exact scenario in his mind… Read more »
DUBLIN native Anthony Dillon is set to greet the news that from today mask wearing is mandatory in shops, shopping centres and other indoor settings with a day of belligerent and antagonistic non-compliance, WWN understands. Dillon, who would be the sort to staple a mask to his face if he was told not to wear… Read more »
DEFENDING a recent trip to the toilet in the early hours of this morning where he sat down to urinate, local man Mark Dalton blamed tiredness as being the factor behind his new sitting routine. Accidentally spotted at 6.36am by his son James who was also going for a ‘normal stand-up pee’, Dalton was left… Read more »
ALTHOUGH it came close on more than one occasion, the Bannigan family from Tipperary have managed to make it through the Covid-19 pandemic without creating a single horrific TikTok video where they lipsync, dance, or otherwise humiliate themselves. With the majority of households with kids of a TikTok age succumbed to pressures to produce a… Read more »
PUTTING on their best ‘now’s the time to think of the collective not the individual’ faces, the Irish public have largely backed the move for the recently announced localised lockdowns, however, with the proviso that if the government even thinks of including their town, village, county or city in one “they can take a running… Read more »
