IN A STRANGE move desperate gardaí have appealed to the media to speculate wildly about a recent murder, taking any details shared and making sure to grossly exaggerate, misrepresent or take out of context no matter how painful it may be to relatives of the victim. “It can be any murder really, just go for… Read more »
NOT WANTING to be the only person missing out on the sure thing investment that is build-to-rent accommodation in Ireland, Hollywood titan and acting great Glenn Close was in Waterford to officially unveil new leafy housing estate, Glenn Close. “It’s got everything young families could want, there’s green spaces over at Albert Nobbs Park, the… Read more »
THE Irish rugby team’s decisive victory over the All-Blacks this weekend seems to have tipped local man Damian McGahern’s obnoxious fandom up to a whole new level, his co-workers have reported. “I witnessed an outstanding display by the lad; the passion, the skill, the will to drive forward, the unmistakeable spirt of Irish rugby, pressing… Read more »
A GROWING number of politicians have lamented the negative impact social media is having on their ability to pull the wool over their constituents eyes, WWN has learned. “Social media companies have to do more,” said one TD after he tweeted about the importance of mental health only to have comments flood in from constituents… Read more »
SOME complete and utter prick has called right on the drop of your favourite track forcing Spotify to pause, presenting an irate you with a decision on whether to answer your phone and engage with the inconsiderate asshole or not, WWN has learned. Calling as the hairs on the back of your neck were literally… Read more »
WHILE the world-changing advert aired in April 2017, it was in November 2016 that Pepsi commercial which consigned racism to the dustbin of history emerged as a thought in the head of an all-white marketing team. We assess the legacy, talk to both the doubters and those who have benefited from the eradication of racism… Read more »
A SPOKESPERSON for government has confirmed it is confident it can rely on the ease with which the Irish public can be goaded into factional infighting rather than realising they are being poorly served by powerful and disinterested institutions, WWN has learned. Sharing with the media that an extra tax may be needed to pay… Read more »
THREATS by Belarusian hothead authoritarian Alexander Lukashenko to halt the supply of natural gas to Europe if fresh sanctions are placed on his country due to the unfolding humanitarian crisis on the border with Poland have lead the world to once again question why natural fuel supplies are always in the hands of ‘mad bucks… Read more »
UNABLE to absorb the attempts by his therapist to calm and reassure him, local man John Mulcairns remains haunted by the wealthy welfare single mothers that stalk every corner of his slumber. “But John, you’ve said it yourself, in the nightmares they haven’t chased you down and or emptied out your wallet, and again, none… Read more »
RUNNING in the direction of Joe Biden as fast as its little legs can carry it, Ireland, speaking a million miles an hour, snot bulging from its nose and short of breath, is trying to tell the US what the UK is always saying the second everyone’s backs are turned. “And then they’re all like… Read more »
