AIRLINE CABIN crew have opened up to WWN about how they passive-aggressively deal with irritating, condescending or troublesome passengers during flights, with tactics ranging from moderate inconveniences to terrifying ordeals. These top-secret-until-now tactics include: “I wait until it looks like they really need the loo and then light up the ‘fasten seat belts sign’. Then… Read more »
A BUSY bank holiday weekend has again highlighted the struggle Dubliners have when it comes to taxis and every other facet of everyday life, with even affordable places to rent now more plentiful than a lift home. “Myself and the girlfriend cry ourselves to sleep every night trying to find a livable one-bed for less… Read more »
IT’S an unenviable position to be in these days as Ireland’s rental market shrinks in supply and increases in price by the day. Well meaning family, friends, co-workers and landlords who own their own homes may want to lift a renters spirit by giving them some solid advice, but whatever you do, avoid these phrase:… Read more »
A FRESH scandal has emerged for the under fire planning body as a board member failed to disclose their conflict of interest when they overturned a ruling involving their cousin’s neighbour’s cat, WWN can reveal. Despite the fact An Bord Pleanála should have been denied planning permission to erect their own internal review to find… Read more »
A LOCAL Waterford man is regretting announcing his recent undertaking of a diet to friends, families and coworkers with huge fanfare as a tub of salted caramel Haagen Daz is now lustily eyeballing him from a freezer in his local Super Valu. “I can’t, stop!” Johnny Hefferty pleaded with the ice cold temptress as his… Read more »
AFTER a bond trading scandal, being forced to pay out €20k to a former worker who was told to ‘consider her position’ after she was diagnosed with epilepsy, and using an investment fund to hoover up houses in Limerick and leasing them to the council for a nice profit to name a few examples, the… Read more »
AS a media outlet, WWN is often faced with heartbreaking decisions such as choosing which US mass shooting to cover as a lead story when more than one happens at the same time. With tight deadlines and limited column space, we are forced to commit to reporting on just one incident and we hope our… Read more »
FEARING that her life force may not sustain her mortal vessel for another solar cycle, the Queen has decided that the Platinum Jubilee celebrations are the perfect time to reveal her true form to the world, and has been practising accordingly. “Left hand under right side of chin and peel upwards. Left hand under right… Read more »
EXHIBITING the sort of knowing smile reserved for only the most humble individuals, internet users everywhere have commended themselves on their exemplary behaviour during the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial. “We have a wealth of high profile celebrity trials which devolved into sordid, sycophantic and depressing tabloid affairs to draw on, so thank… Read more »
THE Dublin Airport Authority has today humbly accepted apologies from passengers for causing the recent chaotic scenes and announced passengers arriving too early for flights will be placed in a ‘holding area’ outside the airport from now on. WWN has obtained leaked plans for the holding area with a number of options other consideration including:… Read more »
