A LOCAL man who briefly found his groove on the chopping board and made light work of half an onion now believes he’s ready for the big time and a place on BBC’s flagship cooking show, Masterchef. Shocking himself in what can only be described as an out of body experience, Daniel O’Boyle (35) “went… Read more »
IN AN unprecedented move, the crown prince of Saudi Arabia has reportedly ordered his own execution for the murder of columnist for The Washington Post Jamal Ahmad Khashoggi last year, WWN has learned. Mohammed bin Salman had previously overseen the death sentences of five men this week for the journalist’s murder, but later succumbed to… Read more »
ONE NERVOUS mother taking her kids to the cinema is starting to suspect Jojo Rabbit, a satirical film about the adventures of a child and his imaginary friend, Adolf Hitler, is not in fact a sequel to simple animated fare Peter Rabbit. Instantly panicking over the fact it was a ‘Hitler movie’, mother-of-three Shana Killeen… Read more »
NOBODY uses the phone book anymore, but if they did, and they went to H, and went all the way past the Harrises, the Hillarys and the Hitchcocks, they’d get to Hitler; the only Hitler in Ireland, Waterford’s own Declan Hitler. Born to a German dad and a Waterford mum in 1980, Hitler has heard… Read more »
A LOCAL musician busking in aid of homeless charities in Waterford city centre today would still want to give it a fucking rest, despite his good intentions, WWN has learned. Tom Williams, who probably recycles properly and even gives blood, spent the morning singing songs for buskaid in the hopes of raising awareness and money… Read more »
THERE has been confusion in legal circles and an appeal for scholars of Irish law history to come forward and help explain one judge’s decision labeled as ‘odd, esoteric and possibly unenforceable’, WWN understands. Judge William Lawrence had handed down something he referred to as a ‘prison sentence’ to a defendant found guilty of trying… Read more »
FOUR MEMBERS of the notorious O’Loughlin disorganised crime gang will appear before the courts today charge with failing to rob a bank, WWN understands. In what police have called the easiest arrests they’ve ever made, John ‘The Dunce’ O’Louhglin and his associates Harry ‘Half Brain’ Henderson, Noel ‘No Clue’ Nolan and Ian ‘The Spoon’ Cornell… Read more »
MET Eireann has issued a red weather warning for the entire west coast of Ireland, advising people to stay away from the coastlines, ‘especially Galway’, on the 18th of December. The orange weather warning comes just two days after the orange weather event battered Salthill and caused turmoil across the country, with Met Eireann insisting… Read more »
THOUSANDS of music fan homes are expected to be evacuated this coming February due to a series of suspected bangers being detonated at an ABBA Orchestral gig in the 3 Arena, WWN has learned. Members of the Army Explosives Ordnance Disposal team have issued a red “absolute banger” warning to revellers attending the venue, ranging from… Read more »
US president Donald Trump is said to be ‘delighted’ to be impeached, as it will allow him an opportunity to rack up much higher ratings than the last impeachment trial of a president, namely the 1998 Bill Clinton hearings. The House Of Representatives voted yesterday to impeach Trump on two counts, which the president later… Read more »
