Five Irish Tourist Gems Banned Israeli Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir Will Be Raging To Miss

BANNED from traveling to Ireland at a time Israeli goods and services with direct link to the occupied territories remain more than welcome, Itamar Ben-Gvir will be kicking himself that his genocidal zeal has cost him the chance to visit some of Ireland’s most treasured tourist experiences, such as:

The Butter Museum.

A museum, dedicated to butter, for a man who looks like his arteries are clogged up with hate, it’s a tragedy knowing that a butter laced sandwich from the Cork museum could have be the decisive straw that broke the bigot’s heart.

O’Connell Street.

It could be extended out to the whole of Dublin City in general, Gvir will have major FOMO at the knowledge that he’ll miss out of the tourist rite of passage that his a trip to A&E after being glassed with the pint glass that contained the pint you just bought for €14.

The Book of Kells.

The supporter of the death penalty for Palestinians would have been livid at laying eyes on this beauteous artefact only to find out the name isn’t The Book of Yells, and it isn’t a book dedicated to how to yell at people, specifically Palestinian people you’re illegally evicting from their own land in the West Bank.

The Blarney Stone.

We’re not saying that Ben-Gvir missing out on being ripped off and being forced to pay through the nose to see a little stone is what will see him change his ways but it definitely is.

Cillian Murphy.

Look at him, just fucking look at him. Those baby blues.