Trump Booed During Weekly Cognitive Test

TO COMPOUND his recent embarrassment of being booed at game 3 of the NBA finals and subsequently falling asleep, US president Donald Trump has been booed at his weekly cognitive test this morning.

“Melania, it’s going to be really hard to fake these results if you insist on heckling him like that,” confirmed White House physician Captain Sean P. Barbabella, as he tended to the president with crayons and a picture of a horse.

Despite recording an official, never heard of before IQ level of ‘too many brains, everyone is saying it’, it was clear being booed on a regular basis was beginning to get to the 79-year-old Republican.

“One more boo, and I’m going to have to start another war or post an AI picture of me with an alien again,” said Trump, getting out of his hospital gown into a body bag he had mistaken for his suit.

“See, people always try to see the negative but this! This is why you have private islands only your wealthy inner circle can go to, you don’t booed there, not even when doing boo-worthy stuff,” a dejected Trump said.

Meanwhile, in attempt to cheers up the president, the White House directed officials to deport a World Cup referee from Somalia, revoke all match tickets for Iranian fans and instructed local vendors to implement another surge price on all products, services and accommodation.