Student Really Wished He Hadn’t Waited Until 3 Minutes Before Irish Paper II Started To Give Irish A Proper Go

“JUST GETTING this sinking feeling like I should have maybe looked into this Irish stuff sooner,” confirmed Leaving Cert student Jack Gorman, as he panicked flicked through what he presumed was an Irish language study book minutes before the beginning of his Irish Paper II exam, WWN can reveal.

Sound tracked by schoolmates in adjacent cubicles hyping themselves up in Irish and running through learned off points about poetry in the Irish language, Gorman began blinking aggressively at the pages of his book in the hopes of mentally taking pictures which may or may not come in handy once the exam starts.

“You can have a go at how Irish is taught, but in fairness I wouldn’t know because I zoned out at age 4, the zoning back in thing; it’s on me that’s it’s come 3 minutes before it starts,” an honest Gorman shared.

Pinning all his hopes on writing about a poem he believes is called ‘Paipéar II’, Gorman is going to do his best to make his handwriting so illegible, confused exam markers will just give him a pass to save themselves to effort of trying to understand what he has written down.

“It’s our national language, it is good to have a language, it sounds cool in Kneecap songs,” Gorman panic wrote in response to a sighting of the word Prós, hoping it was asking him to list some pros.