“Use White Phosphorus On Civilians In Lebanon, Kill Ambulance Driver In Gaza”: Netanyahu’s Daily To-Do List Revealed

WWN has obtained a copy of one page from Israeli war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu’s daily to-do list. Below is a partial replication of his busy schedule:

Use white phosphorous bombs on the civilian population in southern Lebanon. Hope no one notices. Especially not a human rights group like Human Rights Watch.

Take Lebanese land. Hope no one notices.

Kill ambulance driver in Gaza so I can get the number of people killed since the ‘ceasefire’ began up to a round 650 number.

Make sure to continue bombing Iran so that in turn I endanger the lives of my own people. VERY IMPORTANT DON’T FORGET TO DO.

Quickly Google name to make sure no one is talking about my corruption trials.

Carry on with murder and ethnic cleansing in West Bank like it’s any other week day.

Have lunch while reviewing malnutrition report on Gaza.

Make half-hearted plea to extreme right nut jobs I hold power with to water-down new proposed law which would give the death penalty for anyone convicted in court of being a ‘Palestinian terrorist’, a term that absolutely won’t be given a loose interpretation.

Stifle all attempts to repair contaminated water infrastructure in Gaza I damaged in the first place.

Kick puppy.

Watch estimation of my leadership soar and respect for me around the world grow and grow.