Minister Promises To Respond To Constituent Email About Being Evicted Once They’re Back From Paddy’s Day Trip

GOVERNMENT ministers confirmed they will respond to constituents’ panicked emails about imminent evictions as soon as they return from their St Patrick’s Day trade missions if you could please stopping bothering them. “I’m to be kicked out on April 1st and the county council said it has not been authorised to buy my landlord’s property… Read more »

Naked Mares, Cocaine, Empty Bottles Of Nitrous Oxide; Inside Jenny The Donkey’s Hotel Room Oscars After Party

STAFF at the Chateau Marmont hotel in LA have begun a massive clean-up operation after a late-night sex and drugs fueled party took place in The Banshees of Inisherin’s star Jenny the donkey’s hotel room, WWN reports. Animal control officers were seen leading out ‘buckled mares’ barely able to walk from the hotel, along with… Read more »