Fish ‘Very Fishy’, Insists Restaurant Customer

AN INDEPENDENT investigation is underway at a county Limerick restaurant this Monday evening after a portion of fish was reported to have smelled and tasted like fish, WWN can confirm. Staff at The Clam Pot have expressed concern over the unusual case, forcing management to close the establishment temporarily until a full investigation is complete…. Read more »

Exclusive: Inside Trump’s War Room

THE IRANIAN military has hit US bases in Iraq. Ballistic missiles fizzed through the sky on their way to making explosive impact on Iraqi soil, the Middle East, and political stability across the world. When such catastrophic things occur, there’s only place you’ll find the president of the United States and that’s in the ‘situation… Read more »

Revealed: The DUP’s New Year’s Resolutions

IT’S all change in the world of Northern Irish politics, as the DUP have announced that they are willing to get back into talks to restore the NI Executive, having recovered form last year’s horrific under-bus mangling that they suffered during Brexit negotiations. Having seemingly turned over a new leaf, the DUP released a comprehensive… Read more »

Iran To Attack US By Just Leaving Trump To Run Country Into Ground

THE IRANIAN government is now officially pursuing a ‘hands off’ approach to retaliating to any further attacks by US President Donald Trump, with senior military officials in the Middle Eastern country concluding there was nothing more damaging to the safety, health and prosperity of American people than simply leaving Trump to continue running the country… Read more »

US Foreign Policy In The Middle East Explained

IN ITS simplest terms, US foreign policy in the Middle East can be viewed as so aggressive at times that it makes the ‘mine, mine, mine’ chanting seagulls from Pixar’s Finding Nemo look like selfless individuals with no interest in things that aren’t their own. Invading countries, proxy wars, funding terrorists, coups, torture, ‘withdrawing’ troops,… Read more »

Varadkar Spotted With Election Erection

MUCH like the white smoke emanating from the Sistine Chapel upon the announcement of a new pope, ‘election erections’ among politicians have become a clear indicator that an Irish general election is soon to be called. Spotted recently with his own raging horn, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar neither denied or confirmed the possibility of an early… Read more »

Kim Jong Un’s Horse Dies Of Exhaustion

A WHITE horse pictured carrying North Korean leader Kim Jong Un in recent footage has reportedly died from suspected exhaustion, the country’s central news agency has claimed. North Korean media released footage of Kim Jong Un’s horseback ride around the historic Mount Paektu volcanic peak last week, but confirmed the animal died of ‘internal injuries… Read more »