FIANNA FAIL leader Michael Martin has urged party members to ‘wait until they’re in power before acting the bollocks’ following revelations that some TDs were illegally voting on behalf of their absent colleagues. Mr Martin asked Timmy Dooley and Niall Collins to step down from their frontbench positions yesterday afternoon after Collins admitted to voting on behalf of Dooley… Read more »
SICK of being rode left, right and centre and being left down by years of empty promises from consecutive governments, the county of Waterford and surrounding regions stood in unison today in a bid to make sure the North Quays development continues following a snag with funding for the relocation of the city’s main train hub, Plunkett Station…. Read more »
“IT might seem like a childish thing to do, but anytime I’m on a double decker bus, I always try and get the top seat at the front, so I can sit there and pretend that I’m not about to get bollocked out of it for being a half-hour late for work” mused Dublin man… Read more »
“Business always picks up around this time of year,” explained Wexford based priest Fr. Tom Stafford of his second job as Ireland’s premier exorcist. Fr. Stafford has confessed his phone is always hopping with requests in the run up to Halloween from concerned families who have visited Loftus Hall and are now looking to rid… Read more »
AFTER POLICE freed a family of six from suspected captivity in a ‘secret room’ in an Austrian man’s home in Drenthe in northern Nederlands, the authorities have had to beef up security at the crime scene as the family have tried to return after catching sight of how much of a mess the world has… Read more »
IF you’re against the system of Direct Provision currently in place in this country, then it’s entirely likely that you’re looking to make your voice heard at a protest of some sort, to let those at the top know that their involvement in the scheme is immoral and you’re not going to stand for it any more…. Read more »
THE NEWS is ever changing. Conflicting reports everywhere. Boris Johnson has agreed a deal with the EU and has become Britain’s hero in their darkest hour, securing a deal that finally ensures economic self-harm and poorer living standards for the already poor in Britain. The DUP, however, has in a surprising turn said ‘No’ to something… Read more »
LICKING its filthy paws to rid itself of that God awful mothball smell from its latest catch, the metaphorical cat looked up apologetically after dragging in what appeared to be DUP leader Arlene Foster, before leaving the unwanted catch on the nation’s doorstep. “Gays, women’s choice over their own bodies; what do you think you’re playing at?” the squirming mass slithered… Read more »
DO YOU have any idea how hard it is out there running a thinly veiled dictatorship with an appalling record on human rights and civil liberties that often uses violence to suppress dissent? It’s not easy; just ask China. Recently banning South Park for making fun of its leader Xi Jinping, the Chinese government also… Read more »
WITH AN ELECTION looking to be in the offing sooner rather than later the Irish public will be given a chance to end the dominance of governments presided over by either Fianna Fáil or Fine Gael Before the end of the year or perhaps spring time the public will have a chance to vote for… Read more »
