WATERFORD contrarian Ian McManning is considering joining a public demonstration in support of the Russian invasion of Ukraine in Dublin later this month, in a testament to how far he’ll go to support anything that people are against, WWN can confirm. “This will be breaking new ground for me, I’ll admit that,” said 37-year-old McManning,… Read more »
THIS YEAR will largely be remembered for the historic instance of one free lance worker being paid on time and in full by the accounts department of a large business they were contracted by to carry out work. “I don’t understand, I sent in the invoice with the PO number immediately but it says here… Read more »
THERE IS growing evidence that America is mobilising military forces off its own coasts in a bid to rescue its citizens from America. The news comes as the Supreme Court, once viewed an independent institution free from political interference, issued a leaked opinion which would see abortion outlawed overnight, undoing 50 years of progress and… Read more »
CONFUSION has broken out at a project tasked with collecting memories of Dublin tenement lifestyles from those who experienced them firsthand after a number of submissions seem to relate to life in the city at this very minute instead. “You see here, we have a handwritten note talking about living 9 to a room, barely… Read more »
IT’S the celebrity trial everybody is talking about and the media can’t get enough of. But today, the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard libel trial really cranked it up another gear or ten with the most explosive and shocking day so far. Here’s the run down of what happened: When cross examined by Heard’s legal… Read more »
BURGLARY gangs around Ireland are finally getting back to pre-Covid levels, which for them means working in the homes that people, who were working from home in, are no longer working in. “It was rough there for the last few years, everyone was at home leaving very little scope for us to dodge in and… Read more »
“SORRY to impose on the government while it’s in the middle of building a maternity hospital with taxpayer’s money on church land it hasn’t even bothering fucking purchasing but,” began local incensed woman Grainne Kerslan. The Waterford native apologised for her idiot petite lady brain because, despite reading yet again that the publicly funded hospital… Read more »
OH NO! There’s been a murder… of our *eyes*, that is. With murdery goodness, of course. The Met Gala 2022 has been and gone and sir, we are now blind! Somebody help us get on this train because if left alone, we’re just going off the rails. Here’s some of the looks from the red… Read more »
SNOOKER ace Ronnie O’Sullivan has opened up about his record-equaling 7th World Championship win last night as he left The Crucible, muttering something about how it ‘wasn’t a bad weekend’ to reporters as he loaded his trophy into the back seat of his car along with his suit and a pair of runners that he… Read more »
A DISTURBING news report carried by Russian state TV depicting Ireland being obliterated by a giant wave caused by a nuclear strike has been labeled as ‘regretful sure, but did you see what happens to Britain? Yeoow!’ by local man Ciaran Earley. “Will I miss being alive? Of course. Will I be sad the entirety… Read more »
