THE ground-up redesign of the CGI Sonic The Hedgehog from the upcoming live-action movie based on the popular video game has gotten two thumbs up from Waterford adult Mark Green, a grown man. Green had reacted in horror after the first trailer for the 2020 kids movie was released earlier in the year featuring a… Read more »
DROVES of Irish fans have reported symptons closely associated with an ‘out of body experience’ following Ireland’s gallant on-the-front-foot performance against Denmark last night at the Aviva. “It was like I was above my body, not in it and I could see the Irish players doing utterly mad stuff like successfully passing to one another,”… Read more »
YET another visitor to the home of Waterford oddballs the O’Riordain family has fallen victim to the clan’s bizarre decision to not bother putting any form of locking mechanism on their bathroom door, WWN can confirm. Sean Walsh, 23, had dropped by to visit college pall William O’Riordain in his Tramore home earlier today, when… Read more »
FRESH from the superb third season of the critical hit that is Netflix’s regal drama ‘The Crown’ comes the news all streaming fans wanted to hear; season 4 has been given the green light with filming already under way. “The strained relationship between Princess Margaret and Queen Elizabeth II was further explored in season three,… Read more »
IT’S the embarrassing, reputation-ruining PR nightmare of an interview everyone is talking about. Prince Andrew’s feeble attempt to justify his friendship with sex trafficker, offender and paedophile Jeffrey Epstein in an interview with the BBC’s Emily Maitlis had viewers scratching their heads, searching for the words which adequately do justice to the sort of ignorance,… Read more »
“We’re just as shocked and surprised as the public – we had no idea this ‘border region’ was even real,” shared one senior advisor to the Minister for Justice Charlie Flanagan, speaking at an emergency meeting on the border regions held in Cork for some reason, “we thought it was an Irish myth like the… Read more »
IN A desperate bid to garner interest from the lethargic American public, officials involved in the Trump impeachment proceedings have announced that Beyoncé Knowles will perform at today’s Superbowl-styled halftime show, along with an array of supporting acts, WWN can confirm. Citing poor concentration skills and general apathy among American voters, it was decided entertainment… Read more »
OUTSPOKEN Scandinavian upstart Greta Thunberg has finally realised that there’s more to life than relentlessly campaigning against climate change after striking up a relationship with a 17-year-old boy racer who drives around town in a heavily-modded, petrol-chugging 1998 Honda Civic. Precocious Swede Thunberg proved herself to be a massive pain in the hole for world… Read more »
WITH ITS ‘Excitable Edgar’ ad John Lewis has abandoned cynically ‘soppy ads’ used to get the public to buy things they don’t need in favour of a brave and powerful message warning against the rise once more of fascism and far-right extremism. “Obviously, any idiot knows this isn’t about a dragon – it’s a metaphor… Read more »
