Tips For Dating In Your 90s

GETTING BACK on the dating scene in your 90s can be a daunting prospect but it doesn’t have to be, with WWN’s resident dating expert Anne Trope dispensing these handy tips on how to make it work for you:

Always pack aspirin and a defibrillator to any date.

Take your viagra at least an hour before you forget to take your viagra.

Always bring a pen in case you hit it off so much they want to amend their will.

Make sure you’re stocked up on KY jelly. No, more than that. Kilos of the stuff.

Remember two blue ticks but no reply could just mean they’re dead, not ignoring you.

Cougars have the best fun so date lads in their early 80s.

Bitching about your no good ungrateful great-great-great-grandchildren is a great ice breaker.

Reminisce on the good old days in Ireland when divorce was illegal, and other more disturbing things were legal.

Do you know someone in their 90s that’s in the dating game? Print off this handy tip sheet in type size 145 and read it aloud to them when they say the type is too small.