Category: BREAKING NEWS


Waterford Backs Any Calls To Lockdown That Kip Kilkenny

IN RESPONSE to the possibility that towns experiencing clusters of Covid-19 cases could face a ‘localised lockdown’, Waterford has volunteered Kilkenny as an immediate ‘test case’ for such restrictions. Although authorities pointed out to Waterford natives that the county of Kilkenny was not one of the towns currently seeing a cluster emerge, that didn’t stop… Read more »

“TikTok’s Dodgy Data Gathering & Links To Chinese Government Fine By Us” Confirms Ireland After Jobs Promise

AVERTING its eyes from any concerning news reports about social media app TikTok, Ireland has already begun unfurling the red carpet to welcome the data harvesting company’s announcement of ‘some jobs’ for the country. “Yiz could be making your app out of the pulped remains of Uighurs for all we care, chuck us a few… Read more »

Thank God! New Covid-19 Clusters Mostly Affecting Low Paid Workers, Direct Provision & Travelling Community

A SIGNIFICANT sigh of relief was emitted by those in Ireland who, fearing the worst, thought for the briefest moment the rise in Covid-19 cases might have been affecting important people like the middle class. With clusters reported among low paid workers, Direct Provision residents and the Travelling Community, the tension felt by genuinely important… Read more »