Local Man Spent 40 Years Saying Gerry Adams Was In The IRA But Hates It When An English Court Repeats The Claim

A LOCAL MAN who has insisted for over 40 years that every dog on the street knows exactly what Gerry Adams role was during the Troubles has broken out in a rash upon hearing exchanges in an English court which completely back him up, WWN can reveal.

“I’m allowed be right and say things, but not the English,” now deeply perturbed local man Fiachra Kennedy told WWN, outlining his disgust at utterances in the closing arguments in a civil case working its was through the courts in England.

“I have, throughout the course of my 52 years on this planet made maybe over 100,000 ‘Gerry denies/ can’t remember/ was never there’ related jokes but it boils my piss to hear that sort of thing entered on the record in an English court,” confirmed a conflicted Kennedy.

Kennedy has devoted many a night in the pub holding court over the fact he believed in victims receiving justice and how no one is held to account in Ireland and how many people involved in murders of the past freely walk the streets, denying their role and declining to provide solace to relatives of victims; all making the fact he is allergic to English institutions deciding they have any authority that bit more irritating.

“You can see my dilemma,” Kennedy shared with friends who don’t share his torturous moral quagmire.

“We can say he was in the Ra and that it’s so accepted in Ireland that you’d be quicker to find Shergar than you would someone willing to say Gerry wasn’t in the Ra, but to hear some English QC say it makes it feel like one of the greatest affronts to common decency, y’know?” continued Kennedy as his friends angled their bar stools away from him so they could finish their pints in peace.