“Lifting Oil Sanctions On Iran While Bombing Iran? And People Called Me A Fucking Idiot?”

AS PART OF WWN’s Opinion series we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. Today is the turn of former US president George Warmonger Bush, who is reacting to the news that the US has lifted sanctions on Iranian oil, allowing them to pay for importing oil from a country they’re bombing, funding Iran’s counter-war bombing in the process.

“I know I made about as much sense as a crocodile line dancing to Garth Brooks but c’mon, Christ on the cross, I think I deserve a little credit for how together I was by comparison to the current president.

When I was fixin’ to kill Iraqis in their thousands at least my clearly made up excuse made a lick of sense, you could see what I was trying to do, and when I committed a war crime I didn’t announce it in advance on a blasted social media account.

I catch hell for my ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner but this dimwitted numbnuts of a shit sandwich served with a side salad of bullshit is declaring the war over and just beginning again and over again and beginning again again, he wants boots on the ground but he says there’s no ground left?

I’m not saying I was perfect y’all but with my crew you knew were you stood; when Rumsfeld said ‘known unknowns’ at least you knew were you stood on not knowing what was known, but with these clowns they don’t even confuse you good.

This fella is lifting oil sanctions on the enemy so they can make money selling oil to buy more weapons to keep fighting us. You ever pay someone to keep punching you in the face? I never heard the likes.

Worst of all a majority of people want the war to stop immediately. We’re losing something precious about the American way of life when an American president can’t even get Americans excited about killing innocent people.”

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