Irish Fuel Protestors Finally Arrive At Mar-a-Lago To Form Blockade

IT HAS TAKEN longer than initially expected but the cohort of Irish fuel protesters who were given the task of blockading the business interests of the man many people hold solely responsible for the global fuel crisis have finally arrived at their protest site, WWN can reveal.

“Blockading the Irish government was only one prong to our approach and we’re glad we can really put it up to the out-of-touch gombeens causing this huge affordability crisis, exacerbating an already punishing cost of living problem,” said Joe Hughes, as he sat in his 18-wheeler, ignoring pleas from Mar-a-Lago security to free up the entrance way.

The long journey to the US was made by protestors by boarding a shipping container in their trucks, the vessel was meant to arrive several days ago but in a moment of regretful confusion the trucks were blocked from boarding at the port by their fellow blockaders.

“One of the ambulances we were blocking the other day was actually kind enough to share the Google map pins for the US embassy in Dublin and Doonbeg golf course, but our since I don’t believe in 5G my signal kept cutting out, which explains why we never made it there,” shared another Irish protestor who made the journey.

Operating under a mantra of ‘if we can’t have fuel at a decent price, you can’t have your precious golf’, the convoy has received huge support on the ground in Florida and beyond.

“We target all those we feel are responsible but I’m not just here to let Trump know as long he’s destabilising international oil supply and putting my business on the verge of going under I’ll be making his life hell, no, I’m also here to ask for tips on tax avoidance, Revenue has stung me good back home,” shared a leader of the Florida based protest, who wouldn’t give his name on account of the fact you could then look him up online.