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“Is That Summer Over Then?” Complains Man Who Spent Week Complaining About Heat
LOCAL man Terry Hennessey found another reason to crib today after realising the heat he was giving out about all ... -
Grandad Declares Today The Perfect Day To Begin Marathon Training, Skip Breakfast, Hydration, Suncream
CASSIDY FAMILY patriarch Noel Cassidy has declared that today, around 1pm during the hottest temperatures Ireland has ever experienced, would ... -
Husband Won’t Be Allowed Watch The News Again If He Keeps Shouting At TV
A WATERFORD husband has been issued a stern warning and potential ban from all watching of the news on TV, ... -
Poll: How Could Enoch Burke Be Convinced To Purge His Contempt Of Court Orders?
WITH a High Court once again considering releasing Enoch Burke despite his steadfast repeating of the fact he will continue ... -
Ask Anne: I Think My Wife Might Be Having An Affair With The Naked Man ...
OUR RESIDENT advice columnist Anne Trope helps readers with their dilemmas. Dear Anne My wife has hammered me previously for ... -
GPO Redevelopment Projected To Cost Between ‘You’re Fucking Joking Me’ & ‘Ah Now That’s Taking ...
THE CABINET is to hear today what the Irish public already knows when it comes to any publicly funded and ... -
PSNI Stand Down Riot Units As Loyalist Gangs Not Bothered By Donaldson Guilty Verdict
THE PSNI have stood down all riot units after the conviction of vile paedophile and former DUP leader Jeffrey Donaldson, ... -
“Disgraceful Failure: Why Andy Burnham Should Resign On Day 1 As PM,” Confirms UK Media
IMMEDIATELY moving on from the resignation announcement by current PM Keir Starmer, that the media was working towards the second ... -
Jane From No.43 Told To Fuck Off & Watch The Game In Her Own Gaff
A LOCAL Dublin man is said to be regretting his kind neighbourly gesture of allowing the woman down the road ... -
Exception To ‘Don’t Wish Anyone Harm’ Dies In Hospital
THE RARE exception to the phrase and sentiment ‘don’t wish anyone harm’ has died in hospital today, WWN can report. ...









