WITH more and more Irish people forced to remain living at home with their parents thanks to crippling rental prices and the lack of affordable homes on the market, WWN tackles the main problem facing those without a place to call their own; namely, where do you get the ride? With your partner of choice… Read more »
ACCORDING to a survey carried out by consumer group Which? Ryanair has received a refund rating of just 47% making it the worst short-haul airline for giving customers back their money. Considering this, WWN has put together this handy refund guide in getting your money back from the budget Dublin-based airline. Kidnap The Ryanair CEO… Read more »
FOLLOWING news that the average deposit amount for first time buyers stands at €52,100, WWN looks at one the fastest ways to save up for a house in Ireland, bulldozing an ATM machine from the wall and using its contents as a down payment on your very first home. It may seem highly illegal and morally… Read more »
SICK of smug work colleagues coming back from undesignated smoke breaks and getting away with it all the time while you sit there adhering to the break rules like a big dope? WWN is on hand on with this handy guide on taking up smoking, or at least, pretending you do. If you are going… Read more »
WITH PUBLIC transport running at 50% capacity ahead of schools reopening, WWN looks at how to halve your children safely, making sure that they arrive on time without their upper torso to guide them. Situated directly in the naval cavity, press down on the belly button for 10 seconds until you hear a loud beep…. Read more »
ARE you worried that you’re not apologising enough for every little thing you may or may not do and feel like everyone is conscious of the fact that you don’t say sorry enough? Oh, right, you do? Wow, fair play, here’s our handy guide for apologising for nothing all the time, you anxiety filled fleshbag. Choosing… Read more »
RESEARCH has proven that the average human being needs to pass gas at least 18 times a night while they sleep to prevent themselves from waking up with a bloated, fart-filled stomach, but how can you be sure that you’re meeting this target? If you’re worried that lack of nocturnal emissions may be causing you some serious… Read more »
HAVE you ever stumbled across a subject or area of debate that you weren’t an expert in and wished you could somehow crowbar your own opinions into the equation, but were too afraid to because you admittedly know a pitiful amount about said issue? WWN’s team of inhouse experts on experts has drafted up this handy guide… Read more »
HAVE you ever seen a car moving in a backwards motion and thought ‘I’d love to just walk out in front of that car like a big fucking eejit’? Neither have we, but WWN has created a guide on how to do it anyway in the hopes natural selection will one day curb our ever spiralling… Read more »
PARENTING is as hard as you want it to be. You could be there for your children at all times, making sure they have strong role models and a set of moral values that will stand to them for the rest of their lives, but that really eats into your me time. You work hard, you… Read more »