Harris and Starmer ‘Relationship Reset’ Postponed After Post-Pint Fight Outside Chipper

WITH photographs of the Irish and British PMs flooding newspapers today promising a new relationship reset between the two nations, WWN can confirm the new pact has since been postponed following a late evening scuffle outside a chipper in Ellesborough.

Eyewitnesses at the scene witnessed the two newly appointed leaders heading for a traditional fish and chips after their feed of Guinness yesterday afternoon, however an argument soon broke out after Taoiseach Simon Harris accused Starmer of mispouring a pint ‘worthy of Shit London Guinness’ earlier at the country retreat of British prime ministers, Chequers.

“The stiff looking Irish lad said Sir Starmer couldn’t pour a bath,” one local told WWN, “then Starmer threw his bag of chips at him, and it all kicked off”.

CCTV footage showed the two men squaring up outside the chipper before an embarrassing display of ‘handbag slapping’ and shoving took place.

“It was like when you have that dream where you’re trying to hit someone but can’t because of some invisible force,” another witness described.

Security eventually pulled the pair apart as they continued to call each other names across the street.

“We’re taking our counties back you four-eyed prick,” Harris was heard saying, uncharacteristically for a Fine Gael leader, before being ushered into a nearby car.

Sources for the two leaders have refused comment stating the leaders were taking a ‘duvet day’ today in a bid to nurse their hangovers and reevaluate their relationship going forward.