CURRENT US President Joe Biden paid a visit to the war-torn capital of Ukraine for a meeting with President Volodymyr Zelensky yesterday, much to the surprise of everyone, including himself. “Oooh shit, this is a bad idea. Who’s idea was this? Was this one of mine?” asked Biden as he arrived in Kyiv yesterday for… Read more »
DONE with keeping up the pretense any longer, US president Joe Biden has finally acknowledged the origin of the unidentified objects shot from the sky by the US military in the recent days. “Big ‘ol aliens, yup. You can just called them ‘identified objects’ now,” a candid Biden told assembled media. “You should see these… Read more »
HOPING to garner the sort of 24-hour, round-the-clock national media coverage and interest from US Congress, residents of East Palestine Ohio and its surrounding areas have launched their own large white balloon in a bid to capture America’s imagination and attention. “Holy shit, a flying object of an unknown source,” said the nation’s media rushing… Read more »
WITH THE sudden and shocking decision by Nicola Sturgeon to step down as Scotland’s First Minister and as leader of the SNP speculation is already rife as to who will replace her. WWN has collected all the leading runners and riders below: John Swinney The deputy First Minister is a favourite among many within SNP… Read more »
FOLLOWING A whistlestop tour of Britain, France and Brussels as he thanked nations for their support of Ukraine, President Volodymyr Zelensky cut a relieved figure in Charles De Galle airport after spotting French fighter jets on sale in duty free. “No sir, I’m afraid your card was declined, it says here ‘requires signature of Macron… Read more »
THE CHINESE government continue to deny that the balloon shot down over US soil had spying capbilities and was in fact a weather balloon. WWN has obtained copies of internal Chinese Communist Party communications on the matter which reveal the party leadership were busy brain storming excuses in the hours after US intelligence discovered its… Read more »
BELIEVED TO BE the first of its kind in Ireland, one local resident left virtually speechless by the devastation wrought by the earthquakes in Turkey and Syria has managed to convey his sorrow, solidarity and condolences and leave it at that. “I’m just so sorry it’s happened – the news, I can barely watch it,”… Read more »
US INTELLIGENCE services are slowly responding to the discovery with a Chinese spy balloon over the skies of America with the NSA particularly incensed. “So what, you think it’s okay for your little balloon to hover over US citizens and listen in on them without a warrant and invade their privacy regardless of the fact… Read more »
WATCHING on in horror and feeling helpless when it comes to helping those desperately in need after the devastating earthquakes in Turkey and Syria, local man James O’Bannon did what little he could by donating to relief and rescue efforts on the ground. Lost for words and unable to bring himself to watch anymore footage… Read more »
US President Joe Biden has ruled out sending F-16 war planes to Ukraine to help them combat invading Russian forces, but has agreed to any or all of the following measures: Allowing Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to have a loan of his DVD copy of Top Gun Maverick, the smash hit action movie from last… Read more »