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IDF To Punish Soldier For Hitting Jesus Statue When He Should Have Been Committing War ...
“THIS IS NOT who we are,” the IDF said in a statement condemning one of its soldiers who was pictured ... -
“Bitch, Take My Name Out Of Your Mouth”: Jesus Issues Rebuttal To Trump, Vance
JESUS CHRIST, Son of the Almighty, has waded into the dispute between the Trump administration and the Catholic Church, warning ... -
Irish Fuel Protestors Finally Arrive At Mar-a-Lago To Form Blockade
IT HAS TAKEN longer than initially expected but the cohort of Irish fuel protesters who were given the task of ... -
Dilemma As World Forced To Take Sides As Two Paedophile Protecting Institutions Continue Online Spat
“DON’T MAKE ME choose, eating glass is preferable to either of these options” confirmed one local man as he learned ... -
Appeals For Calm Met With Deranged Wailing
GENERAL appeals for calm and rational behaviour has been met with deranged wailing, WWN can report. “It’s unclear of the ... -
Trump Announces Latest Plan To Massively Manipulate Stock Market To Enrich Himself & Inner Circle
WITH THE ANNOUNCEMENT over the weekend when stock markets were closed that he would block the Strait of Hormuz, Donald ... -
“Fuck It, We’re Going To Mars,” Artemis Crew Decide To Keep On Going
THE crew of Artemis have confirmed they are simply going to keep going while they’re at it and are now ... -
“I’m Going To Die Soon So I’m Bringing Everyone With Me,” US President Reassures World ...
FOLLOWING an unhinged Easter Sunday morning rant threatening to bomb Iran into oblivion if he doesn’t get his way, US ... -
Artemis Crew Shared Student Flat In Dublin To Prepare For Cramped Moon Mission
IN a bid to prepare for cramped conditions and minimal amenities ahead of their 10-day moon mission, the Artemis crew ... -
Clocks Will Not Go Forward This Weekend As Extra Hour Stuck In Strait Of Hormuz
THE PLANNED forwarding of the clocks this Sunday morning has been put on hold as the extra hour of light ...
