Category: WORLD NEWS

Taliban Condemns Restrictive Texas Abortion Law

“FROM one region under the tyrannical regime of religious fundamentalists to another,” read a statement from the Taliban, after learning that the US Supreme Court refused to intervene after Texas passed a law that would result in a near total ban on abortions in the southern American state. “Wow, even for us this is a… Read more »

US Hang Big ‘Do Not Invade’ Sign On Afghanistan

“WOW, you might want to leave it for a while before you go in there!” stated the United States today as they backed away from Afghanistan, waving their hand in front of their face as if referencing a particularly stinky toilet they’d just left behind them. The statement comes following a day of deadly violence… Read more »