ONCE AT RISK of exploding into a full blown political scandal that could stymy his attempts to push forward with his political agenda, US president Joe Biden’s tranche of confidential government documents have proven to contain relatively unimportant information. “Yes it was wrong of the president to have documents from his time as vice-president in… Read more »
INITIALLY delighting in the fact Sinn Féin leader Mary Lou McDonald had been excluded from talks on the NI Protocol by the British government, it is now dawning on the DUP the discussions aimed on breaking the impasse are being led by the British Foreign Secretary James Cleverly. “We put the ‘foreign’ thing down to… Read more »
“DON’T fixate on the ‘failure’ part of failure to launch, we can try again when you’re less anxious” Virgin Orbit’s LauncherOne space rocket was told by well-meaning ground crew after it was unable to take flight due to an ‘anomaly’. “No stop, no one was making fun of you,” added the crew, before confirming that… Read more »
CHUCKLING virtually non-stop at the frenzied media coverage of his nephew’s latest spate of TV interviews and leaks from his book, Prince Andrew has confessed that this is the best and biggest distraction from his misdeeds since his mother kicked the bucket. “Oh how one’s eyes do sweat,” Andrew remarked wiping tears of laughter from… Read more »
ONCE AGAIN proving his well-established Christian values and all round generosity, Vladimir Putin has called a halt to his war crimes during the observance of Orthodox Christmas. The ceasefire was initially suggested by Patriarch Kirill, the head of the Russian Orthodox Chruch, who is famed for wearing $30,000 watches and have a net worth of… Read more »
WELL, well, well; brothers at war William and Harry Windsor are to appear on a one-off comeback royal special of the Jeremy Kyle Show next month in what is expected to be an eventful interview with Britain’s foremost tabloid interviewers, WWN has learned. Agreeing to argue it all out in front of a live studio… Read more »
IN WHAT has been described as sorcery by some followers, a British man who was committing crimes in Romania has somehow predicted on multiple occasions that he would be arrested for committing those crimes, sparking theories that he was right all along about himself. Andrew Tate, a former kickboxer turned full-time asshole, was arrested by… Read more »
“IT’D BE just typical for him to change his Santa list at the last minute,” lamented US president Joe Biden ahead of Volodymyr Zelensky’s visit to Washington. Marking the first time he has left Ukraine since the Russian invasion, Zelensky is expected to be incredibly selfish and once again plead with the international community for… Read more »
SATISFIED that perhaps maybe the UK media has given over enough time to discuss, challenge and refute every second of the Harry & Meghan Netflix documentary, observers have asked if the media would like to end its 6-year obsession and now dedicate similar relentlessly to Prince Andrew. “Yes, she’s done a documentary in which there’s… Read more »
IN ATTEMPT to bring his war crimes in Ukraine to an end, Vladimir Putin has been asked which unsavoury but just demise he would prefer with a suite of options offered to the Russian leader. “Now ‘the Gaddafi’ isn’t for everyone but people will certainly remember it?” asked one sales person working at Dictator Demise… Read more »