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IDF To Stick UN Ceasefire Resolution On Next Hospital Bomb
WITH the overwhelming majority of nations seated at the UN voting through calls for a ceasefire in Gaza, the IDF ... -
IDF Urge Remaining Gazans To Make Way To Safety Zone With Giant Bullseye On It
WITH the safety of Gazans at the forefront of their minds as always, the IDF has again asked 80% of ... -
Ways The Richest 1% Are Trying To Reduce Their Carbon Emissions
AS THE COP28 summit rumbles on, the richest 1% in the world have made historic pledges to reduce their carbon ... -
Relief For US As All Future Shootings Can Now Be Blamed On GTA VI Trailer
WELCOMING Rockstar’s latest teaser for the highly anticipated release of their Grand Theft Auto series GTA VI, Republican politicians, NRA ... -
Things We’d Like To See Henry Kissinger Reincarnated As
RICHARD NIXON and Gerald Ford’s former secretary of state Henry Kissinger has died, prompting a full review ordered into Karma’s ... -
COP28: Daniel Plainview Strikes Oil Deal With Saudis
IN YET ANOTHER clear indication that the UN’s annual climate summit has been hijacked by oil rich nations, US oil ... -
Varadkar Converts To Judaism To Show Solidarity With Israel
TAOISEACH Leo Varadkar has converted to Judaism overnight in a bid to show solidarity with Israel following a breakdown in ... -
Local ‘Activist’ Sudden Expert In Argentine Politics
CORNERING you at a house party at 3am, local social media activist Liam Haorth is entering his second hour of ... -
“Four Days Is Plenty Of Time To Bury 6,000 Kids” Insists Kindhearted Netanyahu
SIMULTANEOUSLY auditioning for the roles of the next Bond villain, Voldemort, Emperor Palpatine and Hannibal Lecter, Benjamin Netanyahu has surprised ... -
Western Leaders Happy With Children, Doctors, Aid Workers & Journalists Being Killed For 43rd Day ...
“YUP, THIS seems proportional. Carry on, don’t mind us,” confirmed a depressingly high number of Western leaders for a 43rd ...