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Thousands Turn Out For ‘Too Afraid To Give Opinion On Gaza’ Protest
HEAVILY publicised and attended by thousands, a protest for those people looking to express the fact they aren’t going to ... -
World Leaders Really Enjoying Handshakes, Being Indifferent To Civilian Deaths
WITH A ground invasion by the Israeli army of Gaza imminent, world leaders have spoken of their regret that they ... -
Rishi Sunak’s Favourite Wins
BACKING his Israeli 9/4 favourite “to win” whatever warped conflict competition world leaders partake in these day, British Prime Minister ... -
Idiot Kid Crying Over Dropped Ice-Cream No Idea About 40 Ongoing World Conflicts
SOME idiot kid is reportedly crying over a spilled 99 ice-cream on the ground, despite dozens of ongoing world conflicts ... -
Public Reminded To Only Trust Random Social Media Accounts For Factual Information On Israel/Hamas Conflict
TO AVOID unnecessary use of commonsense and critical thinking, the public has today been reminded to seek out random social ... -
Biden To Coach Netanyahu On How To Properly Cover Up War Crimes
AMERICAN president Joe Biden has landed in Israel and having immediately failed with a polite ‘pretty please’ to bring an ... -
Woman Expressing Upset At Civilians Being Killed In Bombing Had No Idea She Was So ...
ONE LOCAL woman has learned that her grasp of the English language is not as commanding as she once thought, ... -
“That’s Some Dumbass Shit Right There” Higgins Slams EU President Over Israel Support
MASSAGING his temples in a bid to quell the tension now causing a throbbing headache, Irish President Michael D. Higgins ... -
“We’ll Be In And Out In A Jiffy” Israel Promises Not To Do An Iraq
“YOU won’t even know we were there, promise,” Israel Defense Forces Chief of Staff Lt. Gen. Herzi Halevi told citizens ... -
Israeli Government Open Dehumanisation Corridor In Gaza
IN THE WAKE of experiencing its worst ever terrorist attack and amid pleas to allow a humanitarian corridor into Gaza ...