Category: WORLD NEWS

“That’s Not The Putes I Know” Says Man Unable To Accept Peace Loving Putin Would Stage False Flag Attack At Nuclear Site

SEEKING to clear up what must be a misunderstanding one local Irish man feels he can’t stand idly by and watch Vladimir Putin be accused of the most unfair and unimaginable things, WWN can confirm. “It’s like you’re talking about a completely different person,” offered Waterford man David Farley, as he learned of accusations being… Read more »

BREAKING: Woman Enjoys Night With Friends

INTERNATIONAL media have descended on Finland after news broke of a woman spending an evening with friends, WWN understands. The sinister development has seen calls for the woman, Sanna Marin, to be fired from her job such was the severity of socialising conducted in a house owned by one of her friends. “She has gone… Read more »

Taliban Send Fruit Basket & Thank You Card To Biden On 1st Anniversary Of Afghanistan Takeover

THE TALIBAN has marked the one-year anniversary of America serving up Afghanistan against the wishes of its people and their democratically elected government to religious extremist terrorists, and have not forgotten the man who made it all possible. “May Allah be with you Joe. People say we have had great success taking so much away… Read more »

“I’m Still Here, Motherfuckers!”

FLIPPING two middle fingers in the air, British-Indian writer Salman Rushdie is said to starting his recovery after an assassination attempt just days ago, taking no time to call out his attacker and anyone like him. “I’m still here, motherfuckers!” Rushdie shouted down the lenses of the assembled press camera, “looks like Allah was on… Read more »