Transgender Priest Really Causing A Headache For Vatican Officials

IT’S THE DAY many in the Catholic Church feared would come, no matter how unlikely the possibility seemed.

A Catholic priest has caused a crisis within the church after transitioning, and in the process achieving the status of a woman Catholic priest, an impossible thing to comprehend in the billion strong religion that consumes Jesus as a piece of tasteless wafer.

“As soon as I watched Conclave, I said ‘we need to plan for shit like this’, but let me guess, none of you even watched it? Even though I burned it onto a DVD for you relics!” barked Pope Leo at archbishops he had convened in an emergency meeting.

“I told you something like this would happen but no, no you were all like ‘ah but what are the chances?’ Well, here we fucking are and I’ve to go out and waffle about what the Bible says about it all,” continued Pope Leo.

Hit with the trifecta of a woman priest, an openly LGBTQ priest and unisex toilets, several archbishops died of heart attacks upon hearing the news.

“We ex-communicate this priest we’re admitting to acknowledging the validity of transitioning, don’t kick them out then what does that say? Francis, you lucky bastard, you got out just in time,” Pope Leo cried while addressing the ceiling above him in the Sistine Chapel.

“Holy Father, I do not mean to add to your woes but in the Ireland, the Liveline radio show – they having the 14-hour special about this. Colette from the Cabra, she no like it very much. The Joe Duffy he even talk about unretiring just for athis,” shared one Vatican priest.

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