Movie Industry Told Little Mini Trailer Before The Trailer Not Needed

HOLLYWOOD studios and movie distributors have been told that the little mini trailer played at the start of every trailer that is a feature of every online upload of a trailer is not needed, and could even be viewed as highly annoying.

“I know you think we have a .0005 second long attention span, but if people are skipping your trailer that soon it’s probably because you’ve made the cinematic equivalent of raw chilli spread across the eyeballs,” confirmed movie fans.

“I don’t need to see a summary of a trailer I willfully clicked on because I actually want to see the trailer, you don’t have to hype it up, show the highlights, you flaming thundercunts,” confirmed another movie fan.

Responding to the criticism one editor of trailers attempted to defend the practice.

“But if you don’t have a split second flash by of The Rock looking badass, how will you know what sort of movie trailer The Rock would be in? Y’know, in such a destabilised and uncertain world, the last thing people want is a movie trailer that DOESN’T show you the whole trailer before showing you the whole movie, including every major plot point to such an extent that you were initially excited for the movie but will now refuse to see it because I’ve showed it all to you in under 2 minutes,” shared trailer editor Phil Crispin.