No Breakthrough In Peace Talks As Ukraine Remain Stubbornly Committed To Not Being Entirely Erased From History

US PEACE ENVOY Jared Kushner has failed to make much progress in peace talks with Russian leader Vladimir Putin aimed at ending the ongoing invasion of Ukraine, with the blame being laid at the feet of Ukrainian officials who remain stubbornly wedded to the idea of Ukraine continuing to exist.

“My first thought after ‘why the fuck is someone like Jared Kushner within a 10 mile radius of important peace talks?’ was ‘why can’t Ukraine wholesale except these peace terms entirely dictated by Russia and in which Russia gives up nothing and wins everything?'” Kushner said, speaking exclusively to WWN.

Ukraine’s insistence on existing and having guarantees that Russia will not attack its sovereignty again remains a huge sticking point in peace talks between Russia and the US.

“Russia is ready for peace, which you can clearly see in its latest comments about being ready to go to war with all of Europe. Why can’t Ukraine just blindly trust a man who has broken every peace agreement he has signed up to?” queried a frustrated Donald Trump, remarking on the good character of Vladimir Putin.

Asked whether Jared Kushner is the most suitable person to lead peace talks, Trump backed his son-in-law.

“Ivanka said he was doing her head in and she needed a break so I sent him over to Moscow. And if Jared, whose war-ending credentials include having a cameo in Gossip Girl, can’t solve this then who can? Actual experts and diplomats? Hmmm, doesn’t sound likely,” concluded Trump.

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