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In Historic Move The UK Recognises Statehood Of Country It’s Helping Israel To Wipe Off Map
HERALDED AS A transformative moment in the diplomatic mission of the UK, prime minister Keir Starmer has confirmed that Palestine, ... -
US Envoy To The UN Gets Free Coffee After Vetoing UN Resolution On Gaza Ceasefire ...
VETOING efforts by the UN Security Council to push for a permanent ceasefire that would call for hostages to be ... -
Trump Mandates TV Show Hosts Must Give Him 10 Compliments Per Broadcast Or Face Cancellation
IN AN ATTEMPT to bring an end the mendacious misinformation currently circulating which is attempting to imply the Trump administration ... -
Prince Andrew Invites Peter Mandelson To Commiseration Lunch At Pizza Express
“THEY GOT you with the old ‘best friends with notorious pedi and human trafficker’ trick too, huh old boy?” The ... -
US President Calls For Further Division Following Kirk Assassination
IN AN ADDRESS mourning the death of conservative influencer Charlie Kirk who was assassinated at a college campus debate yesterday, ... -
Man Secures Permanent Safety Of Home After Setting Fire To Six Of His Neighbour’s Houses
AN ISRAELI man has confirmed that he can finally sleep at night knowing no harm will come to his home, ... -
US News Cycle Swiftly Moves On From ‘President Sent Notorious Pedo A Creepy Pedo Drawing ...
IN THE WORLD of the 24/7 news cycle, US news outlets have confirmed while they’d love to really drill down ... -
Trump Treated In Hospital For Serious Case Of FOMO After Not Being Invited To Dictator ...
FINALLY CONFIRMING the rumours about the US president’s health, the White House has revealed Donald Trump is currently recovering in ... -
“If Ill, Nothing To Do With Alaska Summit” Putin Hopes Trump Is In Best Of ...
“I”M just saying, if Mr. Trump has suddenly fallen ill, it’s nothing to do with any delayed poisoning administered to ... -
Every Single Person On Planet Except Those Who Can Directly End Slaughter In Gaza Urging ...
AT LAST count, almost 100% of the planet’s population who can have no material effect on immediately ending the suffering ...
