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“It’s Not Really Trending Yet” Local Man Struggling To Emotionally Connect With Sudan War
ADMITTEDLY drained from focusing on just one or two of the fifty-odd ongoing global conflicts, local man Jeremy Wales said ... -
Andrew & Fergie Relocate To Epstein’s Island Following Windsor Eviction
“IT hasn’t changed a bit!” the narcissist formerly known as Prince Andrew shouted at his ex, Sarah Ferguson, as they ... -
I Usually Just Do The ‘5 Best Pizzas Slices In Dublin’ Lists But We’re Short ...
JOHN WHO IS usually on the Middle East desk is out sick and Tara who is across all this is ... -
“When We Said Visit Tipperary, We Didn’t Mean Clonmel, Carrick or Tipp Town,” Lonely Planet ...
CLARIFYING Tipperary as one of its top choices for best places to visit in 2026, travel publication Lonely Planet has ... -
Gaza Ceasefire Will Continue Between Airstrikes, Confirms IDF
THE Israeli Defense Force (IDF) has dismissed suggestions that the Gaza ceasefire has been broken on numerous occasions, claiming that ... -
Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software
FRENCH POLICE have immediately ended all efforts to recover priceless Napoleon-era jewellery from the Louvre taken in a daring heist ... -
White House Launches ‘Nobler Peace Prize’
THE WHITE HOUSE has confirmed that sitting US President Donald J. Trump is the first ever winner of a prestigious ... -
“You Shouldn’t Have!” Kremlin Officials Surprised Putin On His Birthday By Throwing Intern From Window
WITH JUST a solitary sliver of birthday cake in the Kremlin office fridge serving as the only reminder of a ... -
Tough Decision Time For Netanyahu As He Struggles To Choose Best Shelf For Nobel Peace ...
TOUGH decisions have plagued Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu this week as he admitted he hasn’t had a wink of ... -
“She’s The Gen Z Bin Laden” Netanyahu Saves World From Greta Thunberg Once Again
“THE WORLD CAN SLEEP soundly again, Gen Z Osama Bin Laden has been prevented from carrying out the unthinkable; delivering ...
