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Prince Andrew Invites Peter Mandelson To Commiseration Lunch At Pizza Express
“THEY GOT you with the old ‘best friends with notorious pedi and human trafficker’ trick too, huh old boy?” The ... -
US President Calls For Further Division Following Kirk Assassination
IN AN ADDRESS mourning the death of conservative influencer Charlie Kirk who was assassinated at a college campus debate yesterday, ... -
Man Secures Permanent Safety Of Home After Setting Fire To Six Of His Neighbour’s Houses
AN ISRAELI man has confirmed that he can finally sleep at night knowing no harm will come to his home, ... -
US News Cycle Swiftly Moves On From ‘President Sent Notorious Pedo A Creepy Pedo Drawing ...
IN THE WORLD of the 24/7 news cycle, US news outlets have confirmed while they’d love to really drill down ... -
Trump Treated In Hospital For Serious Case Of FOMO After Not Being Invited To Dictator ...
FINALLY CONFIRMING the rumours about the US president’s health, the White House has revealed Donald Trump is currently recovering in ... -
“If Ill, Nothing To Do With Alaska Summit” Putin Hopes Trump Is In Best Of ...
“I”M just saying, if Mr. Trump has suddenly fallen ill, it’s nothing to do with any delayed poisoning administered to ... -
Every Single Person On Planet Except Those Who Can Directly End Slaughter In Gaza Urging ...
AT LAST count, almost 100% of the planet’s population who can have no material effect on immediately ending the suffering ... -
“And The World Did Nothing?” Child From 2040 Reading Up About Starvation Of Gaza Asks ...
“PRETTY MUCH, YEAH” confirmed primary school teacher Ellen Carmody, teacher to 2040’s fifth class students in St Fintan Of The ... -
US May Provide Air Support For Russia To Secure Peace Deal
AS DETAILS continue to emerge from US president Donald Trump’s separate meetings with Vladimir Putin and Vlodomyr Zelensky, questions about ... -
Washington D.C Crime Levels Plunge As Notorious Criminal Leaves For Alaska
THE RELIEF on the streets of Washington D.C is palpable as the edginess which has been in place since January ...
