Exception To ‘Don’t Wish Anyone Harm’ Dies In Hospital

THE RARE exception to the phrase and sentiment ‘don’t wish anyone harm’ has died in hospital today, WWN can report.

Heinously vile convicted paedophile Bill Kenneally died aged 75, just a week after a report into abuse was published and corroborated victims’ claims that authorities at the time attempted to cover up his crimes, allowing him to continue abusing children in the process.

He is fondly remembered by no one, except for a few gardaí who didn’t think to intervene at the time as who could be bothered.

A number of people shared their condolences upon hearing the news.

“If someone shat on his grave once a day for a thousand years, it wouldn’t be enough,” confirmed one mourner.

“Eh… do I have to take him, he sounds fucking horrible?” added the devil.

Meanwhile, the government has been informed that if they think Kenneally’s death means they can quietly end all talk of accountability and justice for survivors they have another thing coming.