“They Liked The Bit On My CV About Lying About WMDs” Tony Blair On Why He’s Being Picked For Gaza Authority Role
WWN can exclusively reveal former UK prime minister Tony Blair is being touted as the figure who could be entrusted with overseeing a Gaza International Transitional Authority in charge of Gaza whenever the IDF tires of its war crimes.
“I think my core skills impressed them but the bit about killing a lot of brown people in the Middle East really spoke to my ability to get the job done,” explained Blair, speaking to WWN.
Blair is the favourite to take up an impartial position dreamed up by the impartial Donald Trump-run White House who in turn would need the cooperation of impartial Benjamin Netanyahu, with the ex-Labour leader’s track record making him the ideal candidate.
“Who could turn down a chance, for a second time, to install wealthy westerners at the forefront of decision making while jettisoning the voices of Middle Eastern people who live there and will be directly affected. I can do this shit in my sleep, well I don’t sleep anymore on account of being haunted by all the deaths I’ve caused but you get the idea,” expanded Blair.
An inspired choice, many feel with the US backing a known war criminal to oversee GITA, Netanyahu, a noted war criminal himself, will see a kindred spirit in Blair.
“While I think it’s important to make rich people a lot of money out of the rubble of Israel’s genocide, I think I’ve been entrusted with this honour first and foremost because the interested parties know if weapon discoveries need to be made up to justify more murder of innocents, I’ll go along with it no questions asked,” Blair beamed with the sort of bright smile only someone who is pursuing their passion can radiate.
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