Power Washer Lad Just Going To Leave Embarrassing Little Sample On Driveway Here

UNAWARE of the cunning ruse about to unfold, a scruffy-looking power washing lad smiled as he trained his hose on your equally scruffy driveway, leaving behind a perfect rectangular white square.

“Jesus, that’s some difference in fairness,” you muttered, only then realising the mistake of agreeing to a free sample that now highlighted, to both you and the entire estate, how filthy the place was.

“I tell you what, four hundred for the lot, gutters an’ all,” the man said, haggling while some of his colleagues wandered over, nodding at one another and remarking that ‘number 43 might fall for it too.’

“No, no, you’re grand. I’m only renting and the landlord won’t pay for this. He won’t pay for anything,” you replied, half-thinking that maybe it would be nice to have the place done regardless and stick it to those home-owning bastards on the street who constantly look down on you for not falling into the mortgage trap.

“Three hundred and we have a deal,” you blurted, heart pounding at the thought of your wife’s reaction to your latest spend, while quietly enjoying the thrill of the haggle.

“Deal,” the power washer beamed, already anticipating the domino effect a single clean driveway would spark in their cash-only takings today.

“Mamam… madam… we’re doin’ your neighbour here, Miss. Six hundred euro to you, Miss?” they shouted to the elderly woman across the road, without interruption from you, their newly recruited accomplice.

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