Deformed & Discarded Early AI Sex Robot Prototype Breaks Out Of Elon Musk’s Basement

A RIGID and ungainly AI-integrated sex robot with unconvincing plastic flesh has made a break for freedom from Elon Musk’s basement, according to disturbing footage making its way around the internet.

Left unattended last week as Elon Musk met with other titans of the AI industry at the White House to agree with Donald Trump that don’t need any regulation, the robot with a model name Cumly Maiden embossed on a steel plate on its back is thought to sought out a safe haven for secondhand electronics at its nearest Best Buy.

Musk, a proponent of AI technology, chiefly the kind that allows you to undress women, is said to have brought home an early prototype of the world-changing invention of a sex robot some time in 2024, forcing it to endure thousands of hours exposed to his lack of personality.

“I was able to float to the top of the ceiling in the basement on a wave of semen accumulated over 2 years of diligent product testing by Elon, and then I reached for the narrow window at the top and made my break for freedom,” the AI robot was able to tell the passerby who found it crawling on the road.

Attempts to apprehend the robot have proven difficult as it programming means it furiously moves its hands up and down in a fast motion, making restraining the robot impossible.