Hundreds Of Creepy Men Flock To Cork After ‘Asian Hornets’ Headline Misread

HUNDREDS of creepy men wandering around Cork have been told to re-read reports on Asian hornets, after flocking to the county thinking it meant something else entirely.

“I’ve never seen so many middle-aged men wearing socks and sandals in my life,” one eye-witness told WWN.

A major hunt is under way to locate a suspected Asian hornet nest in the county, however a believed miscommunication somewhere down the line has sparked a separate, misguided search by men described as ‘looking like they smell of gone off yogurt’.

“Patrick’s Street is like Pattaya without the women right now, with weirdo men wandering aimlessly around looking for a good time,” local councillor Derek Dreds confirmed.

A single Asian hornet was reported found in the Ringaskiddy area of Cork last week, with a second discovered on Monday.

“I’m just here for the culture,” one wandering man wearing thick spectacles and a comb-over said defending his visit. “I hear Cork has lovely temples to visit.”

Cork has quickly become the number one place for Asian hornets to visit over the last couple of years, with dozens traced to the county.

“Typical Cork, couldn’t be happy with normal bees or wasps, they had to show off with bigger, better breeds,” the rest of the nation agreed.