Jack Chambers To Unbox Budget Live On YouTube

LOOKING TO usurp Minister for Tiktok Simon Harris as the preemiment political figure on Irish social media, Minister for Public Expenditure Jack Chambers is to unbox the budget live on YouTube, WWN can reveal.

A matter of hours before it is revealed in the Dáil chamber Jack Chambers, with a ring light so bright it was eviscerating his pupils, tapped with the budget dossier with his fingers, teasing his YouTube audience with the possibility of finding out what’s in store for their wallets.

“Okay Budget fam, it’s your boy J-Cham, putting the ‘get’ in budget,” said Chambers in a bastardised American accent that is like fingernails on a chalkboard to all right-minded people.

“Smells nice, that’s a good start,” said Chambers sniffing the budget portfolio, wearing his official.

“Ministers be straight up beggin’ for the green for their department but I straight up curved them. They don’t call me Chambrrrrs for nothing, I’m ice cold,” added Chambers as he leafed through the budget, highlighting his personal favourite bits of expenditure as the clear sound of Simon Harris banging on his office door could be heard.

Chambers could represent a new kind of politician who instead of leaking 99% of the budget to the Irish media, leaks it directly to the public via the wonders of social media.

“No cap, if I get 10,000 on this livestream I’ll double the Christmas welfare bonus,” added Chambers, drunk on life-streaming narcissism.

“Now to the section of the budget I like to call ‘experts warned us this shit would bankrupt us but we’re doing it anyway’,” continued Chambers.