Jane From No.43 Told To Fuck Off & Watch The Game In Her Own Gaff

A LOCAL Dublin man is said to be regretting his kind neighbourly gesture of allowing the woman down the road into his house to watch a World Cup match, WWN can report.

“She’s taking the piss now, it’s every game she’s rocking up to the front door, I was just being polite at first,” Martin Dollard said of Jane, from no.43.

“I’m all for socialising and getting to know my neighbours, but surely she has her own fucking TV, no? And who are these pricks she’s brought with her?” added Dollard, completely done with playing the host.

Dollard said that while he doesn’t mind ‘a bit of buzz’ that comes with watching a match with people, his ideal football viewing scenario is by himself and in complete peace.

“One prick just keeps talking over the game about how many miles his EV gets and have I a charging point in my gaff, and then there’s herself, the amount of leftover popcorn I’m finding between the sofa cushions, just no manners at all, my eight other housemates don’t pay €1200 a month to put up with this shit, they’ll kill me”.

“And it’s getting a bit creepy, I was walking home last night and I realised the estate ends at no.42, I’m thinking of calling the guards. Banging on someone’s door at 11pm, demanding to watch Canada v Qatar,” confirmed Dollard, turning off all the lights in house, pulling over the curtains and parking his car in the next estate over to make it appear like he isn’t home.