Son Of Immigrant Might Have Point About Immigrants Ruining Countries
THE SON of a Scottish immigrant is making headlines around the world for his uncanny ability to serve as a walking advertisement for the ills of immigration, WWN can reveal.
Donald Trump, known primarily for his friendship with paedophile Jeffrey Epstein, spoke to the UN at length with the clarity of a ranting drunk being ignored by patrons in a pub’s smoking area.
“I hate to admit it but listening to the grandson of a German immigrant who is thought to have run a brothel at one point in his life, I can’t help but agree immigration does ruin countries. Runs them into the ground and makes them laughing stocks, banana republics full of brazen corruption and authoritarian crack downs on free speech,” reasoned one person in attendance.
“His mother lied on the family census form and claimed she was a ‘naturalised citizen’ two years before she gained that status, you know, I’m starting to agree, immigrants do nothing but lie, cheat and steal – based on the sample study of this one asshole up at the microphone,” added another attendee, enduring Trump’s laboured speech.
“Importing low IQ individuals who believe witchcraft like ‘Tylenol causes autism’, has no respect for the laws of the country, and bring strange and incompatible cultural practices like men wearing large amounts of make up on their faces, this is how countries fall to their knees, I agree with him on that,” added a delegate at the UN.
Meanwhile, a Slovenian model who was granted a ‘genius visa’ and subsequently sponsored her parents immigration into the United States couldn’t help but take her convicted felon husband’s speech about immigrants poisoning the blood of nations personally.
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