Category: WORLD NEWS

Does ‘King Charles’ Sound Very Wanky To Anyone Else?

EVEN the most hardened of royalists has admitted that they are finding it hard to get used to saying ‘King Charles’, with many opting to just call him something they’re more familiar with such as ‘Prince Charles’, ‘Charles’, ‘Charlie boy’ or ‘Big Ears’. “I don’t see myself ever referring to him as ‘the King’ the… Read more »

Roy Keane Offers Scathing Criticism Of Russian Defence

SKY Sports pundit and former Republic of Ireland midfielder Roy Keane has expressed his disgust at the way the Russian forces in the Kharkiv region of Ukraine were ‘taken apart’ at the weekend, stating that Putin’s troops were completely caught napping and deserve the losses they’re currently suffering at the hands of Ukrainian troops sweeping… Read more »

Even North Korean State Media Thinks This Is A Bit Much

NORTH KOREA’S STATE NEWS AGENCY has admitted that from afar, it does look a little like Britain has lost its collective mind as Britain’s media outlets lead a mawkish grieve-fest North Korea would even feel was a little ‘OTT’. Mandatory crying and nationwide cancellation of joy was just the beginning on BBC coverage which made… Read more »

Charles To Forego Lavish Coronation Ceremony, Insists Money For Event Donated To Poor

WHILE his coronation may be several months away, Palace sources have already confirmed Britain’s new monarch has insisted a lavish, expensive and large-scale event can’t possibly be entertained at a time of great suffering in his country. “Just think how it will look; millions upon millions spent on a coronation, costly military processions, air force… Read more »