Ghislaine Maxwell The Shock Oscar Frontrunner Ahead Of Giving Evidence To Congress

A SENSATIONAL last minute addition to the Oscar race, Ghislaine Maxwell is set to earn rave reviews for her acting performance in front of US Congress in the coming weeks in a tawdry but much buzzed about drama ‘Trying To Win A Pardon’, WWN understands.

While debate stirs around her eligibility given that nominations have already been announced, acting enthusiasts are nevertheless set to be mesmerised by Maxwell in the role of ‘I didn’t see anything but if I did, sure I’ll say it was only Democrats or liberal Hollywood types, now do I get my pardon or do I have to plead the Fifth?’

“I think anyone, primarily known for being the right hand woman to the world’s most infamous sex trafficker, that can get up there and act like it was nothing to do with them deserves the Oscar, the bureaucratic rules be damned, that’d be a hell of a performance,” confirmed one Academy member.

“It’s just a shame I’m no longer in the game to mastermind the Oscars campaign,” sighed Harvey Weinstein.

Citing the fact her last minute push gives her the sort of momentum Oscar favourites need in addition to her testimony likely attracting an audience for in excess of whatever obscure indie movie raked in a five or six nominations, Maxwell is even being favoured by some bookies.

However, not everyone is happy with the recognition Maxwell is sure to get for her performance.

“What about Pam Bondi? Her performance pretending she wasn’t instructed by a court in December to release the Epstein files is incredible, maybe only topped by Karoline Leavitt believing a 5-year-old kidnapped by ICE is the leader of MS-13,” shared one acting fan.

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