Category: WORLD NEWS

Abraham Lincoln Found With Classified Documents In Coffin

FORMER US president Abraham Lincoln is the latest political figure in America to be embroiled in controversy as he was found in possession of classified government documents despite leaving office in dramatic fashion in 1865. In addition to news that former vice-president Mike Pence had kept a number of classified documents at his home, Lincoln… Read more »

Multinationals Reassure Soon To Be Fired Employees That Profits Won’t Be Harmed

AN INCREASING number of emotionless CEOs, reading from the ChatGPT prompt ‘have to tell employees they’re fired but capitalism will be okay’ have taken time out of their busy schedules to reassure recently terminated employees that there is no need for panic or tears as the company’s profits will go relatively unharmed. “We’ve got to… Read more »