Category: WORLD NEWS

Chaos In US Justice System As Rich Man Pays For Crimes

RICH WHITE people everywhere who presumed their wealth would insulate them from punishment for crimes ranging from fraud, assault, murder and minor war crimes are said to be in a state of panic following the handing down of a life sentence to Robert Durst, the subject of HBO documentary ‘The Jinx’. “This isn’t the America… Read more »

ISS Pelted By Rocks During Dublin Fly By

CREW members of the International Space Station have been advised to ‘keep the windows up and not hang around’ when flying over Dublin, following a spate of upper-atmospheric anti social behaviour, WWN can report. Damage to the side of the orbiting craft has been put down to rocks, used batteries and eggs that have been… Read more »

UK Government Continue To Complain About Taste Of Shit Sandwich They Said Would Be Best Sandwich In The World

BREXIT MINISTER David Frost has insisted the EU change all the ingredients to the shit sandwich prepared, toasted and partially eaten by the UK government, despite the fact the UK had previously said they believed a sandwich made from faeces would be the greatest sandwich ever constructed by a human. “Even if we wanted to… Read more »

Johnson Delivers Tory Conference Speech With Universal Credit Recipient Suspended From Ceiling In Cage

DESPITE failing to mention Northern Ireland at all during his 45 minute speech at the Tory Party conference, British PM Boris Johnson delighted his party faithful with a vacuous oration that was aided by the presence of a Universal Credit recipient suspended from the ceiling in a cage. “What an odious little creature,” Johnson said… Read more »