THE family of a US drone taken out by a Russian fighter jet this week has revealed the MQ-9 Reaper had only one day left of its tour before it was expected to return home, WWN sadly reports. US officials have condemned the incident where a Russian U-27 fighter jet dumped fuel on the innocent… Read more »
FILLED with hooch after abstaining from food since his arrival, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar was led into the White House this afternoon as part of a traditional Saint Patrick’s event acted out every year since the founding of the state, WWN reports. Uttering profanities at staff and those in attendance, Mr. Biden gave the Taoiseach the… Read more »
APOLOGISING profusely to the United States for murdering two American tourists before turning in their own men and promising to only torture and dismember their own innocent civilians from now on, a splinter Mexican cartel said they are really sorry. “This is so embarrassing and we can’t apologise enough for this unprofessionalism,” a spokeskiller for… Read more »
UNVEILING proposed new laws British PM Rishi Sunak has delighted in warning asylum seekers they will receive no protections from being entered into modern slavery by human traffickers operating in the UK, prompting criticism from human rights groups who say the Tory government is waging a campaign of dehumanisation. “Yeah, I’m glad you picked up… Read more »
AS RUMOURS circulate that everyone from Elton John to Harry Styles have declined to play at King Charles coronation, the desperate monarch has begun personally reaching out to musical acts to ensure his big day isn’t a damp squib. “You’d be surprised at the number of people who aren’t that interested in playing music for… Read more »
VLADIMIR PUTIN has been reflecting on the first year of his attempted invasion of Ukraine with Russian news outlets, and the Russian leader was his usual effervescently positive self. “I’ve lost more men in one year than Russian has lost in all the wars since WWII combined, Belgium just froze €58 billion in Russian assets,… Read more »
AN ENGLISH landlord has been on the receiving of a torrent of criticism for unceremoniously evicting a couple with two young children from their home in Windsor, England. The landlord, believed to own 30 regal estates, shamelessly waited until the couple were abroad in America to change the locks on the home. “Look, bad and… Read more »
ON THE anniversary of his military invasion of Ukraine, Vladimir Putin is finally ready to apologise but not for the reprehensible crimes related to his ‘special military operation’. “I should have known better, I should have done research into who he was before agreeing to a photo,” a regretful Putin said today as his critics… Read more »
MARKING the 1st anniversary of the 8th anniversary since Vladimir Putin began his invasion of Ukraine by annexing Crimea, Waterford Whispers News sat down with the Russian leader to give him his annual performance review: Look Vladimir, under deliverables and sales targets, we’re going to have to put down ‘fail’. Don’t get all Sadimir now,… Read more »
AS part of an ongoing quest to be at the peak of creative journalism, several WWN staff members were sent on an away program with some of the Russian government’s key PR people, including a pair of writers who worked on Vladimir Putin’s latest state of the nation speech. Here’s what we learned from the… Read more »