Brigitte Macron Snapped Making Cut-Throat Gesture As Husband Asked About Sunglasses

“I WAS just telling him he’s been working very hard all day and probably needs a rest,” French First Lady Brigitte Macron said when asked by WWN about the frantic cut-throat gestures she appeared to make as journalists questioned why her husband was wearing sunglasses at the Davos summit.

“Oh these sunglasses?” replied President Emmanuel Macron, delaying his answer while visibly exhausted from the busy schedule. “No, no, it’s nothing at all. Just a bloodshot eye from being such a clumsy oaf. I’m always falling over, bumping my head, stabbing myself. I’m a proper klutz.”

The now-sweating French president could be seen glancing repeatedly in his wife’s direction as she looked on supportively, briefly clenching her fist into her palm and mouthing what lip-readers identified as ‘ferme ta putain de gueule’ before again encouraging him to take a short break.

“The poor pet needs his nap now. We’ll get him back to the hotel now and set him straight,” Brigitte explained.

Macron’s wearing of shades has prompted Donald Trump to don what aides described as ‘better shades’ ahead of his remarks on annexing Greenland, terrorising people in Minneapolis, trying to blow up the sun with a nuclear weapon, inviting Russia to carve up Gaza with him or whatever insanity is taking his fancy today.

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