Ah, Twitter. Since its inception, millions of people have managed to totally wreck their entire lives with the swipe of a finger- but if you’re still not sure how to get cancelled in 280 characters or less, then follow these steps. 1) Don’t fact check Yes, you could do a little research into each tweet… Read more »
DUBLIN girl Leona Kirwin’s holiday to the south of France has been declared an unmitigated disaster due to the dearth of likes and comments she received of her Instagram posts over the two-week trip, WWN can confirm. “I did everything right; I travelled to a beautiful location and didn’t wear the same outfit twice, and… Read more »
IT HAS only recently occurred to local foodie Jamie O’Higlan that his go to Chinese eatery is in fact named after once of the great monsters in history, something which may impact his future enjoyed of said eatery. “I dunno it just never… clicked,” said O’Higlan who has spent several thousand euro at the establishment… Read more »
AN EXTENSIVE analysis carried out by the Institute for Studies of local woman Grainne Cunningham’s social media activity appears to confirm that the entirety of her online friendships consist of dispatching the fire emoji beneath photos. “Whether it’s a confessional status update, a picture of a night out, self-deprecating ‘what am I like’ posting or… Read more »
WATERFORD couple Angela and Damien Quinn have recently celebrated their 18th year of marriage, thanks to a combination of mutual dependence, laziness, and not wanting to disappoint their still-living parents, WWN can confirm. “Every morning I wake up and look in her eyes and see just a stack of papers in a solicitor’s office, thicker… Read more »
IN one of the most crushing moments of his 45-year long life, nobody was around today to witness Westmeath man Robert O’Rourke’s ‘superhuman’ save of a glass that fell out of his kitchen cupboard as he opened the door, WWN can report. O’Rourke had been making himself a cup of tea when he went to… Read more »
THERE HAS been a profound sense of delight and schadenfreude among a local friend group now that Clare Leeson has been taken down a peg or two after she caught her husband cheating on her. “Not so smug now, is she? I wonder if himself did it with the neighbour on that new kitchen island… Read more »
LOCAL man Mark Reegan has reportedly not been seen out since he shacked up with that young one he met on Tinder, sparking fears as to whether he’ll ever be out with the lads again, a WhatsApp group confirmed. Mark, who previously would make it for pints during hail, rain, sleet or snow, hasn’t been… Read more »
THAT work colleague who always complains of the cold could finally die this Winter due to new measures aimed to boost energy security and the supply situation, WWN has learned. “Yes, Annabelle in work may finally freeze to death after years of her moaning, but at least the data centres will still operate and we… Read more »
