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Entire Nation Left Without Water After Local Woman Pours Leftover Baileys Down Sink
WATERFORD woman Ciara Casey has said she ‘cannot apologise enough’ after ignoring repeated warnings not to pour leftover Baileys down ... -
Man Embarks On Treacherous Expedition To Retrieve Car Left Outside Local
BRAVING the elements with the solemn focus of a mountaineer preparing to tackle a Himalayan gorge, hungover local man Barry ... -
Middle Aged Friends’ 12 Pubs Of Christmas Downgraded To Single Zero Alcohol Pint In Quiet ...
WHAT WAS INITIALLY billed as a rip-roaring and debaucherous descent into feral and festive pint skulling over 12 different pubs ... -
Knock At Front Door Strange, As Local Man Hates All People & Has No Friends
A LOCAL Waterford based shut in has confirmed that the thudding sound coming from the entrance hall of his house ... -
Man Shatters Entire Skeleton After Using Temu Massage Gun
AN IRISH MAN required over a dozen emergency surgeries after trusting the proficiency of a heavily discounted massage gun he ... -
Local Man Aware He’s Aged Horribly, Thanks
COUNTY Waterford man James Keegan says he is fully aware that he has aged horribly over the last ten years ... -
Man Excitedly Points Out Obese Irish Person On Mobility Scooter
“LIKE SOMETHING from America,” said local man Terry Hughes to his wife Jane, as he nearly choked on the Coke ... -
Woman On Unlucky Run Of Lifetime Of Toxic Relationships
“JUST ONE of those things I suppose,” explained serial attractors of the biggest time-wasting toxic gimps Ireland has to offer, ... -
“Something Big Dropping Soon,” Delusional Procrastinator Tells Social Media
ANNOUNCING the latest venture he’ll never execute, local procrastinator Marvin Ryan sat back comfortably in his chair before the all-too-familiar ... -
Nice Healthy Walk Ends In Pub
WHAT was intended to be a nice healthy walk for local couple Darren and Geraldine Power has once again ended ...
