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Smoke Alarm Braces For Busy Night As Student Attempts To Cook
A SMOKE ALARM based in the Dublin kitchen of a student houseshare is set for the most grueling evening of ... -
0% Of Landlord TDs Skipped Collecting Rents So Tenants Could Eat
FOLLOWING a Barnardos report that found 40% of parents across the country have skipped meals so their children would have ... -
House Prices Now Higher Than Your Uncle Tony At A Stag In Amsterdam
IRISH house prices are now higher than your uncle Tony walking around the red-light district in Amsterdam during a stag ... -
75% Of Loser Six Year Old’s Still Don’t Own A Smart Phone
SEVENTY five percent of little cry-baby losers who even now likely play with Lego and suckle on their mommy’s teat ... -
Local Man Never Knows Which Bin Bags To Buy
INSPECTING the large selection of various bin liners in his local supermarket, local man Ben Reeves admits he never really ... -
“Go Woke Go Broke” Writes Unemployed 37-Year-Old Bachelor Still Living At Home With Parents
NESTLED in his PlayStation gaming chair that his parents bought him for his 39th birthday, Waterford bachelor Martin Kehoe smugly ... -
“I’m Not On Social Media” Says Man Who Won’t Shut Up About It
PAUSING for affect after every utterance of a phrase he believes is so mind-blowing that people feel lightheaded and their ... -
Couple Get House On Hire Purchase
A COUNTY Tipperary couple has revealed they have moved into the property of their dreams through a revolutionary new hire ... -
Man Grows Beard As Apology To Self For Not Having Hair On Head
IN A BID to curry favour with the vacant retail space above his eyebrows a man who recently went bald ... -
Women Will Remain Inferior Until Their Jeans Come With Proper Pockets
A RECENT SURVEY of the public has revealed that many men believe the biggest obstacle women have to surmount to ...