Local Man’s St Brigid’s Day Hangover Almost As Bad As Paddy’s Day One

IN A SIGN that the February bank holiday is being warmly embraced by people and becoming a central part of Irish culture and woven into the fabric of who we are as a nation, local man Liam Casey has a ‘bastard of a hangover’ which will be punishing all day.

“I just got a little too excited with the craic of the day and forgot it was a Monday, typical St Brigid’s Day” explained Casey, on his fifth Lucozade of the morning.

The key factors which created the right conditions for a St Brigid’s Day hangover included Casey needing no excuse for a pint and a few of Casey’s friends being home for the weekend, something which was eerily reminiscent of banner days on the piss-up calendars, such as the OG piss-up Olympics, Paddy’s Day.

“I didn’t think I was dying, I didn’t ask for the last rites so it wasn’t as bad as my usual Paddy’s Day hangover, but maybe by next year it’ll get there, the litmus test is really when I’m shitting vomit and vomiting shit, that’s the high bar Paddy’s Day has set,” shared Casey to WWN while forgetting to mute himself on a Teams call in work.

Pubs, entertainment venues and hoteliers have welcomed the news of Casey’s hangover and suggest it bodes well for the future.

“That’s all we wanted when we announced Brigid’s Day first, that it would obtain, in the heart’s of the nation, a special place. So they could commune together and enjoy Irish culture before spending the rest of the week deep in the depths of a downward spiral as they suffered intense alcohol withdrawals and questioned all major life decisions,” confirmed the government.

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