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Woman On Unlucky Run Of Lifetime Of Toxic Relationships
“JUST ONE of those things I suppose,” explained serial attractors of the biggest time-wasting toxic gimps Ireland has to offer, ... -
“Something Big Dropping Soon,” Delusional Procrastinator Tells Social Media
ANNOUNCING the latest venture he’ll never execute, local procrastinator Marvin Ryan sat back comfortably in his chair before the all-too-familiar ... -
Nice Healthy Walk Ends In Pub
WHAT was intended to be a nice healthy walk for local couple Darren and Geraldine Power has once again ended ... -
Social Services Now Requiring Parents To Disclose Whether Or Not They Tortured ‘Sims’ Characters When ...
A NEW part of the vetting process used by social services in Ireland is set to be implemented by dozens ... -
Man Just Going To Ignore Self Harm Scars On Porn Star
SLIGHTLY unsettled by what appeared to be self-harm scars on a female adult movie star in his latest choice of ... -
Dad Rushed To Hospital After Mistakenly Eating & Enjoying Vegan Meal
ACCIDENT AND EMERGENCY personnel have appealed to the nation’s stubborn and stuck-in-their-ways-father section of the population to refrain from presenting ... -
Man Has Existential Crisis After Dog Takes A Disliking To Him
A LOCAL MAN is asking everyone to keep him in their prayers after descending into a horrible spiral upon encountering ... -
Average Age Of First Time Buyer Now 92
A NEW CSO study has found that the average age of a first-time buyer in Ireland has risen to 92, ... -
Local Lad Loves Getting Up Early Before School To Watch Some Horrific Death Videos On ...
LOCAL 14-year-old student Jack Hayes likes nothing better to relax before a busy day at school than watching videos of ... -
“I’m Evolving” Says Man Who Narrowly Swerved Out Of Bullshit Argument With Girlfriend
A LOCAL WATERFORD man has called on the world’s leading neurologists to study him after he observed himself evolving before ...
