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Nice Healthy Walk Ends In Pub
WHAT was intended to be a nice healthy walk for local couple Darren and Geraldine Power has once again ended ... -
Social Services Now Requiring Parents To Disclose Whether Or Not They Tortured ‘Sims’ Characters When ...
A NEW part of the vetting process used by social services in Ireland is set to be implemented by dozens ... -
Man Just Going To Ignore Self Harm Scars On Porn Star
SLIGHTLY unsettled by what appeared to be self-harm scars on a female adult movie star in his latest choice of ... -
Dad Rushed To Hospital After Mistakenly Eating & Enjoying Vegan Meal
ACCIDENT AND EMERGENCY personnel have appealed to the nation’s stubborn and stuck-in-their-ways-father section of the population to refrain from presenting ... -
Man Has Existential Crisis After Dog Takes A Disliking To Him
A LOCAL MAN is asking everyone to keep him in their prayers after descending into a horrible spiral upon encountering ... -
Average Age Of First Time Buyer Now 92
A NEW CSO study has found that the average age of a first-time buyer in Ireland has risen to 92, ... -
Local Lad Loves Getting Up Early Before School To Watch Some Horrific Death Videos On ...
LOCAL 14-year-old student Jack Hayes likes nothing better to relax before a busy day at school than watching videos of ... -
“I’m Evolving” Says Man Who Narrowly Swerved Out Of Bullshit Argument With Girlfriend
A LOCAL WATERFORD man has called on the world’s leading neurologists to study him after he observed himself evolving before ... -
Over 400 Million Litres Of Milk Spilled On Tables Every Year Due To Stupid Fucking ...
DECANTING milk from specially designed milk jugs that are incapable of the job see as many as 400 million litres ... -
Men Persist With Sport Discussion In Bid To Avoid Potential For Moment Of Vulnerable Honesty
DETERMINED TO DRAG the absolute arse out of every detail of a recent sporting event lest they accidentally stumble upon ...
