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Man Excitedly Points Out Obese Irish Person On Mobility Scooter
“LIKE SOMETHING from America,” said local man Terry Hughes to his wife Jane, as he nearly choked on the Coke ... -
Woman On Unlucky Run Of Lifetime Of Toxic Relationships
“JUST ONE of those things I suppose,” explained serial attractors of the biggest time-wasting toxic gimps Ireland has to offer, ... -
“Something Big Dropping Soon,” Delusional Procrastinator Tells Social Media
ANNOUNCING the latest venture he’ll never execute, local procrastinator Marvin Ryan sat back comfortably in his chair before the all-too-familiar ... -
Nice Healthy Walk Ends In Pub
WHAT was intended to be a nice healthy walk for local couple Darren and Geraldine Power has once again ended ... -
Social Services Now Requiring Parents To Disclose Whether Or Not They Tortured ‘Sims’ Characters When ...
A NEW part of the vetting process used by social services in Ireland is set to be implemented by dozens ... -
Man Just Going To Ignore Self Harm Scars On Porn Star
SLIGHTLY unsettled by what appeared to be self-harm scars on a female adult movie star in his latest choice of ... -
Dad Rushed To Hospital After Mistakenly Eating & Enjoying Vegan Meal
ACCIDENT AND EMERGENCY personnel have appealed to the nation’s stubborn and stuck-in-their-ways-father section of the population to refrain from presenting ... -
Man Has Existential Crisis After Dog Takes A Disliking To Him
A LOCAL MAN is asking everyone to keep him in their prayers after descending into a horrible spiral upon encountering ... -
Average Age Of First Time Buyer Now 92
A NEW CSO study has found that the average age of a first-time buyer in Ireland has risen to 92, ... -
Local Lad Loves Getting Up Early Before School To Watch Some Horrific Death Videos On ...
LOCAL 14-year-old student Jack Hayes likes nothing better to relax before a busy day at school than watching videos of ...
