Dad Rushed To Hospital After Mistakenly Eating & Enjoying Vegan Meal

ACCIDENT AND EMERGENCY personnel have appealed to the nation’s stubborn and stuck-in-their-ways-father section of the population to refrain from presenting themselves at hospitals in the event of unwittingly enjoying a vegan meal.

“I was sweating when my daughter told me what was making its way into my stomach, dizziness, the works, then the shock started setting in,” Waterford father Noel Hurley said after he was slipped a portion of vegan lasagne which he thoroughly enjoyed.

“Just be careful is what I’d say to others, or else you’ll end up here in A&E like me, getting your stomach pumped,” warned Hurley, who had been asked politely by staff to go home as all that has happened is he’s received a nutritional meal.

Hurley, 67, had said his body had begun to go into meat-withdrawal based shock in the aftermath of learning the food he had been complimenting was in fact filled with non-meat and non-diary substances.

“Apparently this is all legal as well, your hippy daughter can just give you a vegan sausage or chips or carrots, and the police will sit back and do nothing,” Hurley shouted as his wife sighed and wheeled him back to their car which Hurley had driven directly into the reception of the hospital.

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