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“I’m Not Shallow” Brave Local Man Still Sticking By Ageing Wife
DESPITE his wife being a mother in her mid-fifties after ‘pushing out four children’, local man Jim Peterson has confirmed ... -
WARNING: Spate Of Poisonous Jellyfish And Mating Spiders Articles Imminent
SOCIAL media users have been placed on high alert this week as a season-specific plague of scaremongering tabloid articles is ... -
Parents’ Main Job These Days Involves Keeping Existence Of Labubu Dolls From Three Daughters
A PAIR of Waterford parents are putting nearly 100% of their time and resources into ensuring their children never learn ... -
Unlucky In Love: Every Single One Of Man’s Exes Are ‘Mental’
HAILED as one of the unluckiest men in Ireland by friends and family, Limerick’s own Derry Holden insists his love ... -
Heavenly Life Review Was ‘Mostly Road Rage Incidents,’ Recalls Man Dead For 8 Minutes
WHEN local man Terry Power suffered a heart attack and was clinically dead for eight minutes, he expected a peaceful ... -
Only Time Husband Not On Phone Is When You Ring Him: Report
DESPITE always seeming glued to their phones when you’re beside them, a new report has found that husbands are mysteriously ... -
Gardaí Stop Suspicious Audi Going Under The Speed Limit
TRAFFIC gardaí have taken to Twitter to post an image of a suspicious looking Audi which they pulled over after ... -
Local Man Begins Weekly 3-Day Poisoning Ritual
FINALLY FEELING fresh, clear-headed, and mentally stable after last weekend’s chaos, Mark Lyons is eagerly counting down the final 53 ... -
Excited Burglar Nearly Liked Local Man’s “Obligatory Airport Pint” Social Media Post
“I just got really excited,” confessed burglar Mark Pricely, after nearly hitting the like button on a holiday-bound Instagram post, ... -
Waterford Man Begins Preparing For Imminent Global Recession After Seeing Neighbours Install Home Sauna
“I DON’T CARE that an overall shortage in housing stock means prices will remain high and there won’t be a ...
