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No Cure For Anxiety Induced From Someone’s Else’s Phone Having Same Alarm As You
DESPITE pouring hundreds of millions of euro into cutting edge research, scientists are no closer to a cure for the ... -
Man Just The Right Amount Of Tipsy To Sprint Home From Pub At Full Pelt
STRUCK BY a bolt of what feels like divine inspiration but is in fact eight pints of Guinness, local man ... -
Cure Pints The Best Pints, Study Finds
PROVING what many Irish people have known for centuries, a team of doctors and scientists have finally confirmed that cure ... -
“If Only This Free Money Stuff Happened The Night Drugs Were Accidentally Legalised”
A LOCAL cute hoor opportunist and self-confessed mad bastard is today lamenting the fact that the infamous Bank of Ireland ... -
Stag Contemplating Day Two Despite Groom’s Death From Alcohol Poisoning
A STAG party currently residing in Waterford City is having what many would deem the toughest dilemma any human could ... -
“We Should Put Every Dublin Teenager In A Gulag, Except My Joshua, He’s Perfect”
Waterford Whispers News’ resident contrarian and opinion columnist Anne Trope has her say on a lawless Dublin, and the drastic ... -
Bus Driver’s Favourite Part Of Job Is Slamming On Brakes Suddenly When Pensioner Getting Up ...
NO MATTER the route, the traffic or time of day, for Dublin Bus driver John O’Carmon the feeling of suddenly ... -
Police Say Mob That Murdered Person Playing TikToks Out Loud On Bus Were ‘Justified’, Will ...
GARDAÍ have confirmed an angry mob who ripped a young man limb from limb on the top deck of the ... -
Woman Enters ‘Board Game Night’ Phase Of Social Life
A LOCAL woman has been forced to make peace with the fact that her social life in her 30s now ... -
Local Man Going Through Whole-Life Crisis
FINALLY diagnosed after 44 years, local man Tommy Rotchford breathed a sigh of relief today after being diagnosed with what ...