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Renters’ Wages To Be Paid Directly Into Landlords’ Accounts In New Scheme
A NEW DEPARTMENT of No Housing scheme will see landlords receive rent from tenants by having tenants’ wages sent directly ... -
“I’m Not Shallow” Brave Local Man Still Sticking By Ageing Wife
DESPITE his wife being a mother in her mid-fifties after ‘pushing out four children’, local man Jim Peterson has confirmed ... -
WARNING: Spate Of Poisonous Jellyfish And Mating Spiders Articles Imminent
SOCIAL media users have been placed on high alert this week as a season-specific plague of scaremongering tabloid articles is ... -
Parents’ Main Job These Days Involves Keeping Existence Of Labubu Dolls From Three Daughters
A PAIR of Waterford parents are putting nearly 100% of their time and resources into ensuring their children never learn ... -
Unlucky In Love: Every Single One Of Man’s Exes Are ‘Mental’
HAILED as one of the unluckiest men in Ireland by friends and family, Limerick’s own Derry Holden insists his love ... -
Heavenly Life Review Was ‘Mostly Road Rage Incidents,’ Recalls Man Dead For 8 Minutes
WHEN local man Terry Power suffered a heart attack and was clinically dead for eight minutes, he expected a peaceful ... -
Only Time Husband Not On Phone Is When You Ring Him: Report
DESPITE always seeming glued to their phones when you’re beside them, a new report has found that husbands are mysteriously ... -
Gardaí Stop Suspicious Audi Going Under The Speed Limit
TRAFFIC gardaí have taken to Twitter to post an image of a suspicious looking Audi which they pulled over after ... -
Local Man Begins Weekly 3-Day Poisoning Ritual
FINALLY FEELING fresh, clear-headed, and mentally stable after last weekend’s chaos, Mark Lyons is eagerly counting down the final 53 ... -
Excited Burglar Nearly Liked Local Man’s “Obligatory Airport Pint” Social Media Post
“I just got really excited,” confessed burglar Mark Pricely, after nearly hitting the like button on a holiday-bound Instagram post, ...
