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Unlucky In Love: Every Single One Of Man’s Exes Are ‘Mental’
HAILED as one of the unluckiest men in Ireland by friends and family, Limerick’s own Derry Holden insists his love ... -
Heavenly Life Review Was ‘Mostly Road Rage Incidents,’ Recalls Man Dead For 8 Minutes
WHEN local man Terry Power suffered a heart attack and was clinically dead for eight minutes, he expected a peaceful ... -
Only Time Husband Not On Phone Is When You Ring Him: Report
DESPITE always seeming glued to their phones when you’re beside them, a new report has found that husbands are mysteriously ... -
Gardaí Stop Suspicious Audi Going Under The Speed Limit
TRAFFIC gardaí have taken to Twitter to post an image of a suspicious looking Audi which they pulled over after ... -
Local Man Begins Weekly 3-Day Poisoning Ritual
FINALLY FEELING fresh, clear-headed, and mentally stable after last weekend’s chaos, Mark Lyons is eagerly counting down the final 53 ... -
Excited Burglar Nearly Liked Local Man’s “Obligatory Airport Pint” Social Media Post
“I just got really excited,” confessed burglar Mark Pricely, after nearly hitting the like button on a holiday-bound Instagram post, ... -
Waterford Man Begins Preparing For Imminent Global Recession After Seeing Neighbours Install Home Sauna
“I DON’T CARE that an overall shortage in housing stock means prices will remain high and there won’t be a ... -
Dublin Beachgoer Only Getting Out Of Car Park Now
DAMO Lyons has informed his employer that he’ll be ‘a little late this morning’ after first attempting to leave Burrow ... -
German Tourist Wakes Up Early To Place Towel Across Entirety Of Tramore Beach
LOCAL COUNCIL officials have been called on to provide round the clock beach security after an unseemly incident involving early-rising ... -
Wreck The Head Friend Ruins BBQ By Banging Out About Climate Change
A GROUP of friends enjoying a BBQ amidst the blistering sunshine in Dublin have regretted inviting resident friend group ‘wreck ...
