Dad Recalls Own Chernobyl After 1985 Vindaloo

STILL visibly squirmy at the painful memory, 56-year-old dad Gerry Cody recalls the still fresh catalogue of horrors from a 1985 incident which rocked him to his very core, liking it to his own, personal Chernobyl. Admitting to repressing memories of the bowel movement until now, Cody opened up about that fateful day in December… Read more »

Emotional Parents Welcome Arrival Of Third iPad

WITH tears in their exhausted but elated eyes, Waterford couple Ciaran and Sharon Whallin have brought home a bright, bouncing new iPad weighing just under 500g to their kids, to add to the two tablets that they already have. “People say we’ll have our work cut out for us downloading apps and updating things, but… Read more »

Stop Moving The Fucking Eggs, Supermarkets Told

A COLLECTIVE of shoppers from around the world have today published an open letter to supermarkets in a bid to stop them constantly moving eggs and other vital produce around their stores, forcing shoppers to lose countless hours of their lives. The letter, entitled ‘Stop Moving The Fucking Eggs’, called out big brands for the… Read more »