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“I’m Evolving” Says Man Who Narrowly Swerved Out Of Bullshit Argument With Girlfriend
A LOCAL WATERFORD man has called on the world’s leading neurologists to study him after he observed himself evolving before ... -
Over 400 Million Litres Of Milk Spilled On Tables Every Year Due To Stupid Fucking ...
DECANTING milk from specially designed milk jugs that are incapable of the job see as many as 400 million litres ... -
Men Persist With Sport Discussion In Bid To Avoid Potential For Moment Of Vulnerable Honesty
DETERMINED TO DRAG the absolute arse out of every detail of a recent sporting event lest they accidentally stumble upon ... -
BREAKING: 3I/Atlas Does Loop-The-Loop
SPARKING more speculation about its origins, the 3I/Atlas “comet” has reportedly performed a loop-the-loop, wowing scientists before sprouting wings and ... -
Granddad Just Wants To Be Left The Fuck Alone
THE National Union of Granddads (NUG) has issued a blanket statement today declaring that the group just wants to “be ... -
Wife At That Stage Of The Month Where She Tolerates Husband For A Few Hours
“YOU know what, I suppose he’s not the worst of them,” local woman Janet Rice told herself as she gazed ... -
Power Washer Lad Just Going To Leave Embarrassing Little Sample On Driveway Here
UNAWARE of the cunning ruse about to unfold, a scruffy-looking power washing lad smiled as he trained his hose on ... -
Local OnlyFans Model Plans To Sleep With 1,000 Women In 24 Hours
WATERFORD OnlyFans model Richie Maher has issued an open call for ‘participants’ to help him set a new Guinness World ... -
Man Wastes Entire Holiday Trying To Make Jet2 Holiday Video
“DAD! The waterpark is closing in ten minutes, can we go now?” shouted 7-year-old Derek Thompson at father Michael, who ... -
Man Just Going To Tell Himself Little Brown Spot On Towel He Just Used Is ...
COMPARTMENTALISING the fact he had just dried his face with it, local man William Casey has reassured himself that the ...
