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Man Does Little Arse Scooting Adjustment Routine Every Time He Sits In Car
ONE LOCAL man has discovered he is incapable of entering his car and setting off on the road without first ... -
Should €157mn Cocaine Haul Be Divided Amongst Nation Via Lottery System?
IRELAND needs to have this conversation. It’s rare Ireland comes into possession of such a valuable and plentiful resource and ... -
Scientists Confirm No Known Cure For ‘The Ick’
IT IS a sad reality of modern medicine but people will have to get used to the fact there is ... -
“It’s Like Culchie Christmas”: How To Explain The Ploughing Championships To A Dub
SCENES of families being buried in a muddy grave in a car park in Laois aside, the Ploughing Championships represent ... -
Man Finally Grown Out Of Treating Every iPhone Launch As Greatest Event In Human History
FOR SOME it was an embarrassing emo/goth phase or a debilitating fidget spinner addiction but for 35-year-old Caoimhin McCormick the ... -
Red Flag? Girlfriend Has Expectation You’re A Fully Functioning Adult
LOCAL MAN Darren Farrell is worried his girlfriend of eight months is beginning to display a number of ‘red flags’ ... -
Single Thumbs Up Emoji Sure Sign Missus Doesn’t Mind You Staying Out Tonight, Finds Naive ...
A NAIVE report published in one Waterford man’s head has found his missus has no issues with him just suddenly ... -
Woman Leaves Important Reminder On Fridge To Completely Forget
ONE LOCAL woman determined to make sure she keeps on top of things has resorted to placing important reminders on ... -
Man Grows Moustache In Effort To Further Repulse Women
FEELING he doesn’t register as suitably creepy to the opposite sex, local college student Niall Cannon has made the ill-advised ... -
No Cure For Anxiety Induced From Someone’s Else’s Phone Having Same Alarm As You
DESPITE pouring hundreds of millions of euro into cutting edge research, scientists are no closer to a cure for the ...