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Granddad Just Wants To Be Left The Fuck Alone
THE National Union of Granddads (NUG) has issued a blanket statement today declaring that the group just wants to “be ... -
Wife At That Stage Of The Month Where She Tolerates Husband For A Few Hours
“YOU know what, I suppose he’s not the worst of them,” local woman Janet Rice told herself as she gazed ... -
Power Washer Lad Just Going To Leave Embarrassing Little Sample On Driveway Here
UNAWARE of the cunning ruse about to unfold, a scruffy-looking power washing lad smiled as he trained his hose on ... -
Local OnlyFans Model Plans To Sleep With 1,000 Women In 24 Hours
WATERFORD OnlyFans model Richie Maher has issued an open call for ‘participants’ to help him set a new Guinness World ... -
Man Wastes Entire Holiday Trying To Make Jet2 Holiday Video
“DAD! The waterpark is closing in ten minutes, can we go now?” shouted 7-year-old Derek Thompson at father Michael, who ... -
Man Just Going To Tell Himself Little Brown Spot On Towel He Just Used Is ...
COMPARTMENTALISING the fact he had just dried his face with it, local man William Casey has reassured himself that the ... -
Renters’ Wages To Be Paid Directly Into Landlords’ Accounts In New Scheme
A NEW DEPARTMENT of No Housing scheme will see landlords receive rent from tenants by having tenants’ wages sent directly ... -
“I’m Not Shallow” Brave Local Man Still Sticking By Ageing Wife
DESPITE his wife being a mother in her mid-fifties after ‘pushing out four children’, local man Jim Peterson has confirmed ... -
WARNING: Spate Of Poisonous Jellyfish And Mating Spiders Articles Imminent
SOCIAL media users have been placed on high alert this week as a season-specific plague of scaremongering tabloid articles is ... -
Parents’ Main Job These Days Involves Keeping Existence Of Labubu Dolls From Three Daughters
A PAIR of Waterford parents are putting nearly 100% of their time and resources into ensuring their children never learn ...
