Local OnlyFans Model Plans To Sleep With 1,000 Women In 24 Hours

WATERFORD OnlyFans model Richie Maher has issued an open call for ‘participants’ to help him set a new Guinness World Record by sleeping with over 1,000 women in just 24 hours, WWN has learned.

Richie, 57, from Portlaw, is seeking women aged 18 to 30 for the historic event, which he has booked into the local community hall.

“I’m easy enough when it comes to looks, shapes or races,” Richie explained. “I’d get up on a gust of wind. No transgenders now, I’m not into that craic. I’m just looking for young ones who can go the whole nine yards… inches.”

Inspired by OnlyFans model Bonnie Blue, Richie dismissed accusations that the event was more about indulging his deluded and perverse fantasies than one man’s herculean attempt at official record-breaking.

“Peggy Riordan, who looks after the sacristy for Fr. Murphy, will be there with a clipboard counting all the ins and outs. So it’s the real deal now. No messing at all. Peggy hasn’t lost a communion wafer in 55 years,” he confirmed.

The attempt kicks off at 10am, with tea and sandwiches provided to all participants by members of Portlaw Mens Shed. Local musician and one-man band Tommy Murphy has also volunteered to provide entertainment throughout, performing hits on his keyboard for the full 24 hours.

“Fair play to Tommy for doing it for free, and to everyone else who’s helping out. It’ll be a great day out for the parish,” Richie concluded.

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