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Waterford Man Begins Preparing For Imminent Global Recession After Seeing Neighbours Install Home Sauna
“I DON’T CARE that an overall shortage in housing stock means prices will remain high and there won’t be a ... -
Dublin Beachgoer Only Getting Out Of Car Park Now
DAMO Lyons has informed his employer that he’ll be ‘a little late this morning’ after first attempting to leave Burrow ... -
German Tourist Wakes Up Early To Place Towel Across Entirety Of Tramore Beach
LOCAL COUNCIL officials have been called on to provide round the clock beach security after an unseemly incident involving early-rising ... -
Wreck The Head Friend Ruins BBQ By Banging Out About Climate Change
A GROUP of friends enjoying a BBQ amidst the blistering sunshine in Dublin have regretted inviting resident friend group ‘wreck ... -
Local Man Doing GP Sick Notes For Crate Of Tuborg If Anyone’s Interested
FACED with a national GP shortage, enterprising local man Padjo Whelan, 39, has stepped in to fill the void, offering ... -
Nothing Compares To Wave Of Peace That Crashes Over Local Father When He’s Browsing Woodies
WATERFORD FATHER Noel Power has credited his local DIY emporium with delivering onto him a rare sense of calm that ... -
Poll: What Should The GPO Be Used For?
O’CONNELL STREET’S GPO is set to become a multi-purpose mixed-use building under plans to revitalise the much maligned street in ... -
Man Finally Sits Himself Down To Learn How To Spell ‘Accommodate’
AFTER booking the day off, especially from work today, local man Ger Flynn sat upright in his bed, cracked his ... -
Euromillions Winner’s Identity Revealed After Person Seen Buying Kerrygold
THE ANONYMOUS nature of the Ireland’s €250mn Euromillions jackpot winner barely lasted 14 hours after a ludicrously extravagant purchase gave ... -
“Other Drivers Must Think I’m Max Verstappen” Thinks Speeding Motorist About To Be Named Locally
IRATE that the car two feet in front of him is only doing 125km/h, Dublin commuter Darren Thomas furiously flashed ...
